2 Bed 2 Bath And A Ghost chords by Bug Hunter

• Capo on 4th
• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: C#m

Verse 1:
Am        C           F
The old man next door says his house is haunted
     E        Am
He says a ghost keeps him awake
           C        F
I think he's having a hard time, to be honest
     E       Am
Since his darling passed away




          C
But he fears that a phantom
      F               E          Am
Has finally found him  some nemesis that never quit holding a grudge
         C           F
The old man next door says his house is haunted
        E
It's best to be upfront with some tough love

Chorus:

    F       C
I said Robert I'm so sorry
         G
Your house ain't haunted
        Am   G   F
You're just not used to bein' alone
        C               G
Robert all the creaks and shifts are just the sounds you missed
     Am   G  F
When you shared your home
     E
He says: no, no, no, no no no…

Verse 2:

Am      C            F
I've had some close calls with falling items
      E                  Am
I'm duckin' picture frames and dinner plates and all
       C         F
All my daily meds: I can never find 'em
        E              Am
They're put in places that I never would've done
         C             F
And the furniture shifts and it caused me to trip
         E            Am
I wake up with my pillow on my face every night
             C
It sounds silly but this house is tryin' to kill me
   F
Will you come see? Just stay with me?
   E
Just stay with me one time?

Chorus:
    F       C
I said Robert I'm so sorry
         G
Your house ain't haunted
        Am   G   F
You're just not used to bein' alone
        C               G
Robert all the shifts and creaks are just the signs of grief
      Am   G    F
Now you're living on your own
        E
But okay
I'll go…

Bridge:
      Am
And I can't help but feel absurd because nothing
             G
That I've heard from the downstairs room
   Am                         E
Is of paranormal origin, it's 4 am, this poor old man is just confused
  F
But wait
    Am
I hear footsteps  on the stairs
        E
They're gettin' louder and louder  Above me  They're stomping
 F                   E
I pray it's just Robert until I hear him scream my name (NEIGHBOR GUY!)

     Am
And I go running up the stairs, jumping three at a time
    C
And I'm fully unprepared for the terrors I will find
 F
I burst into the room and by the light of the moon
    E              E7
It's a ghost as real as both me and you

    Am
And it wasn't the butler that he sacked without cause
    C
Or that surly groundskeeper or that mafia boss
    F
Or his old business partner that he stabbed in the back
E
Or the ghost of Christmas Future
Present or Past
    Am
And it wasn't the guy from the mishap at the zoo
C
Or that other guy from the other mishap at the zoo
    F
No, of all the spooky specters Robert wronged in his life
  E
The ghost floating between us was his darling dead wife

Chorus:
And she said
F       C
Robert
I'm so sorry
        G
Didn't mean to scare you
       Am   G   F
I'm just not used to bein' alone
        C         G
Robert, ya see, death's a one-way street
      Am   G    F
And I can't find my way back home
      C          G
Robert
I figured I'd just come getcha
      Am       G   F
I thought a haunting might do the trick
      C            G
Robert
I'm sorry
I thought it'd be easier
     Am     G     F    E
I don't remember you bein' this quick…

Outro:
Am         C           F
The old house next door's got a sign out front now
   E          Am
A for sale sign tied to a post
       C             F
So, attention shoppers, you can make an offer
    E         Am
On a 2 bed, 2 bath and a Ghost