The Fart chords by Brudadoug

G                 C
Listen ladies and gentlemen,
     D            C
it's been a rough day.
G          C
Iv'e been, holding one in,
D          C
what can I say
     B                   C
it's something that, you may have forgot
       B                   C         D
at the end of the day, I'm ripping a fart
   G   C      D           C
oh yeah! that felt pretty good!
   G   C   D               C
oh yeah! smells like child hood
B                 C
what baby, doesn't smell like flowers?
      B              C
don't hate me or the flagulent power
       G    C  D          C
of the fart....silent but deadly
       G    C  D        C
of the fart....loud and proud
  G        C          D    C
i may have farted too loud
   G     C         D     C
so i have got to go now