Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC (Verse) e|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----| E|----------------------------------------| MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO BEAUTIFUL e|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|--------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6----| D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6----| A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----------------------| SHE MAKES ME BREAKFAST AND FOLDS MY SHIRTS
e|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----| E|----------------------------------------| THERE'S NO END TO HER KINDNESS e|-------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------| G|----------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-----| D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-----| A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-----| E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-------------------------| AND SHE'S THE ONLY MAKE ME LAUGH UNTIL IT ONE CAN HURTS e|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----| E|----------------------------------------| HER EYES SHINE HER TEETH SPARKLE e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|----------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---| D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---| A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4---| E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------| SHE WATCHES ALL MY FAVORITE SHOWS (Pre-Chorus) e|---------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------| G|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4----6-6-6-6-6--| D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-2----6-6-6-6-6--| A|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----2-2-2-2--2-2-2----4-4-4-4-4--| E|---------------------------------------------------| BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW (Chorus) e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------| D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------| A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2-------------| E|--2-2------------------------------------| HEY MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|--------6-6---8-8------4-4---------------| D|--4-4---6-6---8-8------4-4---------------| A|--4-4---4-4---6-6------2-2---------------| E|--2-2------------------------------------| NOBODY'S PERFECT e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------| D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------| A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2-------------| E|--2-2------------------------------------| HEY MY GIRLFRIEND GETS ALL DEMONIC e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-------6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------| D|--4-4--6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------| A|--4-4--4-4--6-6---------------2-2--------| E|--2-2------------------------------------| BUT I THINK SHE'S WORTH IT e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------| D|--------4---4---------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------| A|--------4---4---------4---4--------------6---6---------2---2---------| E|--------2---2--------------------------------------------------------| WHEN SHE DRINKS DRINKS FIGHTS AT THE BAR, DRINKS DRINKS PUKES IN MY CAR e|------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----| D|----4-4------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----| A|----4-4------------4-4------6-6----------2-2----| E|----2-2-----------------------------------------| I KNOW THAT IT'S OVER THE MINUTE SHE'S SOBER e|------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------| G|-------6-6--------8-8----7-7------------X-X-X--X-X-X--| D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----7-7------------X-X-X--X-X-X--| A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----5-5------------X-X-X--X-X-X--| E|--2-2-------------------------------------------------| HEY MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC (Verse) e|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----| E|----------------------------------------| MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES YOGA e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|----------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---| D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---| A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4---| E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------| SHE'S A RINGER AT KEG STANDS AND BODY SHOTS e|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----| A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----| E|----------------------------------------| DOES PILATES THEN KAMIKAZES e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|----------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---| D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---| A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4---| E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------| SO SWEET BUT YOU NEVER WANNA PISS HER OFF (Pre-Chorus) e|---------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------| G|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4----6-6-6-6-6--| D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-2----6-6-6-6-6--| A|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----2-2-2-2--2-2-2----4-4-4-4-4--| E|---------------------------------------------------| BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW (Chorus) e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------| D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------| A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2-------------| E|--2-2------------------------------------| HEY MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|--------6-6---8-8------4-4---------------| D|--4-4---6-6---8-8------4-4---------------| A|--4-4---4-4---6-6------2-2---------------| E|--2-2------------------------------------| NOBODY'S PERFECT e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------| D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------| A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2-------------| E|--2-2------------------------------------| HEY MY GIRLFRIEND GETS ALL DEMONIC e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-------6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------| D|--4-4--6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------| A|--4-4--4-4--6-6---------------2-2--------| E|--2-2------------------------------------| BUT I THINK SHE'S WORTH IT e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------| D|--------4---4---------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------| A|--------4---4---------4---4--------------6---6---------2---2---------| E|--------2---2--------------------------------------------------------| WHEN SHE DRINKS DRINKS FIGHTS AT THE BAR, DRINKS DRINKS PUKES IN MY CAR e|------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----| D|----4-4------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----| A|----4-4------------4-4------6-6----------2-2----| E|----2-2-----------------------------------------| I KNOW THAT IT'S OVER THE MINUTE SHE'S SOBER e|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-------6-6--------8-8----7-7--------------| D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----7-7--------------| A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----5-5--------------| E|--2-2-------------------------------------| HEY MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC e|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|--4-4-4-4--4--3---------------------------| D|--4-4-4-4--4--3--6--4---------------------| A|--2-2-2-2--2--1--6--4---------------------| E|-----------------4--2---------------------| (Bridge) e|------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------8-----------7--------------6----------------5------4----| D|-------8-----------7---------------6----------------5------4------| A|----6-----------5----------------4----------------3------2--------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| AND EVERY NIGHT I END UP DRIVIN SO SHE DON'T GO OUT DUI-IN AGAIN e|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------| G|-------3---------------------------| D|----3-------------------6----------| A|--1-------------------6------------| E|--------------------4--------------| GET LOCKED IN THE PEN AGAIN (Solo) e|--2--1--2--2--6--4--6---6/7---9--9--9--9/11---| B|----------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------| e|--2-2-2-2--1-1-1-1--------------------| B|--------------------4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--| G|--------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------| (Chorus) e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------| 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