UNCLE ARTHUR D Strikes the bell for five o'clock, Uncle Arthur closes shop, D screws the tops on all the bottles, turns the lights out, locks it up. D Climbs across his bike and he's away- A cycles past the gas works, past the river, down the high street, D# back to mother. It's another empty day.
A Uncle Arthur- likes his mummy- Uncle Arthur- still reads comics- A Uncle Arthur- follows Bat-man-. D Round and round the rumours fly, how he ran away from mum, D on his thirty-second birthday, told her that he'd found a chum. D Mother cried and raved and yelled and fussed- A Arthur left her no illusion brought the girl round, save confusion, D# Sally was the real thing not just lust. A Uncle Arthur- vanished quickly- Uncle Arthur- and his new bride- A Uncle Arthur- follows Sally-. E Round and round goes Arthur's head, hasn't eaten well for days, E little Sally may be lovely, but cooking leaves her in a maze. E Uncle Arthur packed his bags and fled. A Back to mother, all's forgiven serving in the family shop, he gets F- his pocket money, he's well fed. B Uncle Arthur- passed the gas works- Uncle Arthur- passed the river- B
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