The Girl From The Driftwood Nursing Home chords by Bob Saget

Verse:
C                  Am
It’s not about the way she looks
F               G
Or who she is inside
C                Am
But when I got inside of her
F                      G
It felt like something died
F                E
Wish we could’ve shared a bed
Am                       F
But her life was not her own
                C                Am
But that’s what happens when you date a girl
     F         G       C
From Driftwood Nursing Home

Bridge:
            F
I should’ve known
                           C
Every hair on her head was grey
            F
I should’ve known
                            C           G
She couldn’t remember yesterday (It was soup day)

Verse:
     C          Am
In a glass half full
        F        G
Nothing good can last
        C             Am
Doesn’t help that her teeth
             F       G
Were sitting in that glass
F                  E
I told her, “Baby, please don’t leave!”
         Am                 Fm
She just smiled, and passed gas (It’s almost over!)


Bridge:
           C        Am
She took a four-day nap
    F                     Fm
She sneezed and broke her back
   C                  Am
We kissed, she took a crap
    F                Fm
Her tits are leaking sap (Look
I know this is wrong, okay)
        C                 Am
There’s just too big of a gap
         F      Fm
And it’s in her lap

Outro:
        C     Am
So it’s over
            F    Fm
It’s really over
                          C   Am             F  Fm
Stick a fork in her, it’s over (Oh, wuh-oh!)
         C        Am
So I can date the girl from
F         G       Fm    C
Driftwood Nursing Home