Pictures Of Your Dick Ukulele chords by Rachel Bloom

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Baby, when you left me
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For another girl
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You know you broke my heart
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And shattered my whole world.
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We had a love I thought was true
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Can't you see, baby I'm lost without you.

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'Cause all I can do is lay around
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And post pictures of your dick on the internet
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All I can do is sit and cry.
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Now all l I can do is lay around
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And post pictures of your tiny dick on the internet
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All I can do is sit and cry.
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All I can do is cry.

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The house is so empty
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Since you've gone away.
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But last night I found the tux
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You wore on Valentine's Day.
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I hugged it tight (it smelled like you)
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Then I photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your dick.

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Now all I can do is lay around
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And post pictures of your fancy dick on the internet.
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All I can do is sit and cry.
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All I do is lay around
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And add a speech bubble that says, "Cheerio, I'm Tim's tiny dick on the way to a party, pip pip!"
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All I can do is sit and cry.

All I can do is-

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I saw you on the street the other day
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I smiled and said "Hey Tim- you look good."
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And you said, "Stop posting pictures of my dick on the internet!
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You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you fucking insane bitch!"

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Now all I can do is lay around
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And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it's a lost puppy.
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All I can do is sit and cry.
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Now all I can do is lay around
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And write "Lost Dick. Answers to the name 'Tim's Tiny Dick.'"
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