Jazz Fever chords by Rachel Bloom

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

 C      Gmaj9
Eleven PM
   C       Gmaj9
My typical day
C             Gmaj9             C                Gmaj9
Cab ride to a club to hear some sweet jazz music play
     C       Gmaj9   C         Gmaj9
Pick out a musician, buy him a gin
C               Gmaj9        C                Gmaj9
Then I take him home for a delicious night of sin
    F
Now I got a sore
F#dim7
Down in my drawers
    C/G              C7            A
I'm nauseous and I'm feeling kinda hot
A7
Woo!
  F7
A sore throat that lingers
    F#dim7
And rashes on my fingers
   D      (N.C.)                 G
My mother once warned me of this illness I got

Chorus:
      F    F#dim7
I got jazz fever
         C/G            C7       A        A7
It's the fever that you get from too much jazz
F7   F#dim7
Jazz fever
         D                       G
It's the fever that you get from too much jazz

  C         Gmaj9       C         Gmaj9
I go to the doctor, say how bad I feel
   C               Gmaj9
He looks me up and down and says
      C           Gmaj9
"Jazz fever isn't real, you have syphilis."
C                          Gmaj9   C       Gmaj9
Oh, guess they don't teach jazz in medical school
   C
He tells me, "Take this medicine,"
    C7
But I ain't a fool, instead I take

Chorus:
F             F#dim7
More ja-ya-ya-ya-yazz
    C/G       C7       A             A7
The only cure for jazz fever is more jazz (Charleston!)
F7   F#dim7
Jazz fever
D
Buzz off, penicillin
  G
Inject me with jazz

D             Faug
Now I've gone deaf (from the trumpets!)
  D             Faug
I can't feel my feet (from the dancin'!)
    D                                Faug
I'm having seizures and my back skin looks like raw meat (Can't explain that!)
D                Faug
The doctor keeps calling
    D              Faug
But I've sealed my fate
     D
'Cos jazz has an 80% mortality rate

Chorus:
G    Gm
Jazz fever (cough)
         D                       B
It's the fever that you get from too much jazz (Charleston...)
G
Jazz fever
         G6                      A
It's the fever that you get from
A7       D
too much jazz