It chords by Rachel Bloom

D
I love you, yes
            F#m
And I’ll confess
                Am              D
The thought of staying is so enticing

               G                  C
And when you speak, my knees get weak
           F#m                 Bm
I can’t believe what I’m sacrificing
               Em                Gm
But let’s get real, we know the deal
      F#m             Bm
So darling let’s not tip-toe
              Em                A             D            A
This thing we had was not just bad, it was a shit show

          D                 F#m
We can’t undo, can’t make amends
            Am               D
Dysfunction is our lingua franca
              G                C
We can’t unscrew each other friends
              F#m             B
We’re Jerry Springer, not Casablanca
                 Em                    Gm
There’s ‘hard to get’, then there’s neglect
            F#m                      Bm
To say it’s fate, you’d have to be a bit slow
            Em                    A
Not to be crass, but this sucked ass
            D
This was a shit show

    Bb            Gm                Am        D
Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire
    Bb          Gm             F              D
Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather
         Bb             Gm                   F#m     Bm    Fm
We have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce
   Em                                             A  Am  A
A play about pieces of feces is what we are together

              D                F#m
Oh, what the hell, let’s get a hotel
                Am                               D
Cause life is short and we’re not getting any younger
           G                  C
But after sex, what happens next?
                 F#m                            Bm
I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger
             Em                 Gm
And when you say that I should stay
       F#m                     Bm
That’s exactly when I should split
                 Em               A
Though I won’t forget, I won’t regret
      C          Gm              A
This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing–


D F#m Am D G C F#m B Em