I Steal Pets chords by Rachel Bloom

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Ohhhh
Ab
Yeaaaaah
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School is really boring
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Can't wait for the bell to ring
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??Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends!
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Gonna party through the night-
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Karaoke, pillow fights
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The music's loud, the lights are bright
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It never ends
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I have so many friends!

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Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed
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Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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I steal pets from the popular people
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And lock them in my shed

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At school, life can be such a drag
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Whitney Jones called me a f**
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But her cat ate salmon out of my hand!
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I smiled at Michael in the halls
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Then he spread rumors I have b****
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But I taught his dog to hug on command!
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I have so many friends!
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Right, dog?!


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Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed
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Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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I steal pets from the popular people
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And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles!

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Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!

Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!

Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!

Rawrrrrrrr

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It's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight
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And I'm the life of it all
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Cats and dogs all groovin' with me
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We're havin' such a ball
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I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix
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He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes
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Suddenly
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We kiss!


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Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed
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Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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I steal pets from the popular people
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My parents both are dead

Boo!

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I steal pets from the popular people
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(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)
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Then dress them up like the popular people
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(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)
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Yeah I steal pets from the popular people
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(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)
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And dress them up like the popular people
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All of them are mine!

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I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed

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I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss

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