🤘 Verse 1: Bm D Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when F#m A this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems Bm D F#m A brushes ever so gently against some boobs. Bm D I guess it's hard to believe that one man F#m A could have a ponytail this sensitive and Bm D F#m A distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.
🤘 Verse 2: Bm D I know my haiku's are freaking intense F#m A but even the words I made up to sound French Bm D F#m A don't express my feelings for your toilet parts. Bm D I would show up for our pottery class F#m A dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache Bm D F#m A On a unicorn that shits your name in stars. 🤘 Chorus: D E F#m Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type. A Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, D E F#m A Screwing you on the beach at night. x2 One milkshake, two straws. 🤘 Interlude: Bm D F#m A 🤘 Chorus: D E F#m Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type. A Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, D E F#m A Screwing you on the beach at night. x2 🤘 Outro: Bm Don't I (Don't I) D Sound so (Sound so) F#m Sexy (Sexy) A Echo (Echo.) x2 Release the doves!
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