Natural 20 chords by The Blibbering Humdingers

Verse 1:
Am                        G
 We were surrounded by an army of undead
Am                        Em
 Our cleric down to minus five
Am                        G
 A rabid hobgoblin gnawed off the fighter’s arm
C                                    E
 But we knew with luck that we could survive

Chorus:
        A
Natural 20
A                           D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
        A                                 E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
        A
Natural 20
A                         D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
        A  E        Am
Natural 20 is all I need.

Verse 2:
Am                      G
 A portal opened, and unleashed the fiends of Hell
Am                       Em
 A balrog looking really pissed
Am                           G
 We tried to banish him, but couldn’t work the spell
C                                  E
 We’ll have fight. I hope we don’t miss!

Chorus:
        A
Natural 20
A                           D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
        A                                 E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
        A
Natural 20
A                         D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
        A  E        Am
Natural 20 is all I need.

Bridge:
    Dm                                       C
And after the battle we went to the Inn to relax a while
   F                                                C
We spent all our treasure on gambling and women and booze
   Cm                                                             Bb
My dwarf made a pass at the barmaid, we think that she might have smiled
        Bbm                                               F
But the Halfling had too much to drink and threw up on my shoes.

Spoken Bridge:
N.C.
Player: So really, I’m going to try to ask out the barmaid.
N.C.
DM: Uhm Okay, make a charisma check. What’s your bonus?
N.C.
Player: I don’t have a charisma bonus. I mean, nobody puts points into charisma
 unless they’re a sorcerer or a bard. That’s just a lame stat!
N.C.
DM: Okay, well, make your roll. You’re at a minus 2 because of the Halfling vomit.
N.C.
Both: …sweet!

Chorus 2:
        A
Natural 20
A                    D
I can be charming. I can get my drinks for free.
          A                                E
I wink at wenches and pick up a barmaid or three.
        A
Natural 20
A                          D
take down beholders with a toothpick and some string
        A  E        A    E
Natural 20 is all I need.

Chorus:
        A
Natural 20
A                           D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
        A                                 E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
        A
Natural 20
A                         D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
        A  E        C  A