Your Butts Too Fat To Dance Like That chords by Dave Blackledge

Your Butt's Too Fat To Dance Like That

by: Dave Blackledge

album: Corned Beef Re-Hash

intro: A F#m D E

chords: A F# D E

Those tight jeans were a bit much
she couldn't have squeezed in more
I couldn't believe she was heading
out to the dance floor
(then use this:  F#m  D  E)
when she started shaking hard
I nearly dropped my guitar
I yelled
(back to: A F#m D E for chorus)
Hey your butt's too fat to dance like that
you're a little too plump
hey, your butt's too fat to dance like that
you're just too big in the rump

additional verse
I couldn't believe what I had said
and turned the brightest red
then she waddled to the stage
and beat upon my head
I just couldn't take it back
I said sweetheart it's just a fact that
(Chorus)


used with permission of the writer
David J Blackledge  c2002