The Hostess With The Mostest chords by Frank Black

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
A G A G
A G A G


Verse:
B  F#           B
As fluorescents do
     G              B
They blink o'er the floor
       D        F#
Of her majestic halls
           E7
Yeah, they do

Verse:
B      F#        B
I hear surf on kazoo
      G              D              B
And I march with the militia of the mime
D                 G
Malicious are the times
  F#
Malicious


Instrumental:
E F# C#m D#m E F#


Verse:
B      F#           B
In the doors we all flew
   G               B
To see the great indoors
       D        F#
Of her majestic stalls
         E7
Yeah, we flew


Verse:
B                  F#           B
Waves break on the shore of the zoo
      G          D              B
And I see how Laurasia sure has changed
 D        G
Imaginary planes
 F#
Imagine


Outro:
E         F#            B
I hit the mall on every Friday
C#m         D#m            F#
When it was biggest in the world
        B   G/B  B  G/B  B  G/B  B  G/B
The hostess
         B
With the mostest