I'm Best Friends With My Own Front Door chords by Bill Wurtz

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
  Dsus2        G     A
I'm best friends with my own front door
    Dsus2        G    Asus4
I just closed it, but it's opening more
     Dsus2         G     Asus4
Then the cops  came, and they sent me to jail
   Dsus2      G    Aadd4
But tomorrow I'm gonna open it again

Dsus4 G/B A

Verse 2:
    Dsus2       G    Asus2
I'm the postman, and I've got cool clothes
    D         G      A
I'm the neighbors, and I'm wearing cool shoes
    Dsus2     G     Asus4
And I'm dreaming of a brand new world
    D       G     A
And I'm hoping that it comes real soon

Bridge:
   N.C.
But I saw a sign
 N.C.
I saw the sign
    N.C.
It's a bad, bad sign
      Bm7add4  Emaj11
Said "It's not gonna happen
     Bm7add4   Aadd2
And it's not what it seems
    Aadd2   G#m7
You're not gonna make it
     Am9     Emaj7
And it's not meant to be"


Verse 3:
  D      G          Aadd4
But fuck them, I just climbed a huge mountain
  Em7   Gadd2       Asus4  A
But everyone told me I couldn't do it
   D  A  D         Em7   Bmaj7 G/D A/E      Emaj7/G# F#sus4 Fsus4 Esus4
And I feel real nice 'cause I got lots of money in my bank account
   D6        Bmaj7sus
And I walk down the street
    D6       Bmaj7sus
People throw things at me
   Em7      Aadd4
Like breakfast and strength tests (Oh, this is cool)
Gadd2     Em7
How much can I bench press? (Oh, I'm very strong)
      Em7/G A7sus4
Time to win some awards


Verse 4:
     D    G         Em7       Asus4
I'm gonna do everything that you're not supposed to do
     D      G     Em7        Asus4
I'm gonna open to page 1 and then skip ahead to page 2
      D     Gmaj7     Emadd2     Aadd4
'Cause I'm hungry and scared, and I can't find the truth
    Em      Aadd4     D
So I'm leaving, oh, there's my balloon


Verse 5:
     G        Em         Aadd4
Over the trees, under the bridge and over the town
     D      Em       Em     Aadd4
I'm gonna tell you the things that I'm feeling out loud
     D        G       Em       A
And they changed all the rules, then I wrote them all again
Em7      Aadd4  D
That's how the game begins
Badd2 Em       A7  D
Oh, that's how I get home again