Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: F Difficulty: Novice This is how I play this. For use with autoscroll. Intro: F A# Altenate between these Verse 1: F
I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress F There's nothing for me til tomorrow morning A# How will I get there? A# Am Gm How will I get there? I don't do drugs F All my friends are on their holidays A# (and back to) F Verse 2: F I go outside, it's not so bad F I see my friend and he couldn't believe that A# The girls are holding hands A# Am The girls are holding hands Gm Don't be a fool, It's 1995, F the girls are just friends Chorus 1: C A# Am They've got the drugs I could use but then I don't want any C A# Am All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny A# F How will I get one? I don't know A# F How will I get one? I don't know A# F C How will I get her to strike a pose? F B La la la lalala la lalala la la F (alternate with) B Verse 3: F It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus F I see my friend when she's finished working A# Get some fish and chips A# Am Gm La la la la la, What's on the box? Gm F 'Man about the house' with Paula Wilcox A# (and back to) F Verse 4: F You see the boy/girl's at the bar F Now everyone thinks she's really ugly A# But I shut my eyes A# Am Gm But I shut my eyes, I make a film Gm And the star of it is Gm And the star of it is Gm F And the star of it is Photo Jenny A# (and back to) F Chorus 2: C A# Am They've got the drugs I could use but then I don't want any C A# Am All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny A# F How will I get one? I don't know A# F How will I get one? I don't know A# F How will I get her to strike a Gmaj7 A# Pooooooooooooooooooooooooose? Gmaj7 A# F Pooooooooooooooooooooooooose? F (and alternate with) B (til your audience starts throwing their beer at you)
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