Its Not A Moon chords by Bad Lip Reading

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
F Am

Verse:
F
Chopping your legs
                  Am
You don't know how hot I find these buns

Touch my face and you'll have to call Jeeves when there's bees on your sleeve

   F
Now I have to go teach the kids to drink

Powdered goat bladders
     Am
But they want roast beef and you have no puppets

You gave them all to me

Doesn't matter

Bridge:
    Dm
I don't care what you said

To the man with the black head
F
Where is the rubber band?
         G
You're ruining my plan

Pre-Chorus:
     Am
Down the street
         G
Just go down the street

Chorus:
        Dm
They've got the ultimate

Power in the universe
   Am
And before it gets better
   G
It's getting worse
      Dm
It's not a satellite

But it can light up the sky
    Am
When it blows
       G          F
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh

Hook:

It's round, but
      Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

Verse:
  F
Ah, look at her face

She's happy as a tribble
    Am
Get my wedding suit

Boy you don't got a clue

Girl you're crazy cute

  F
I'm gonna kick some grits up on your face

Yay, all right
    Am
Do you have any bunions or lesions upon you?

Let me check your feet

Why?

Bridge:
Dm
 I don't like parasites

Or children of the night
 F
A quail and his rubber beak
         G
Are beautifully unique

Pre-chorus:
Am
Bleep-bloop-bloam
  G
Goodbye to your home

Chorus:
        Dm
They've got the ultimate

Power in the universe
   Am
And before it gets better
   G
It's getting worse
      Dm
It's not a satellite

But it can light up the sky
    Am
When it blows
       G          F
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh

Hook:

It's round, but
      Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

(It's not a moon)

Interlude:
Dm
 Death of a culture

The death of a culture
Am
 Somewhere the vulture

Somewhere the vulture
  F
Is waiting for us in an erected sun
         G
A sun with an ion gun

Evil comes in round shapes

Hook:
F       Am
  It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

Verse:
F
 Listen to me, Greg

We already know you're a Gemini
Am
 Yeah but did you know I once had a huge spider bite on my neck?
F
Greg, you could never get down like a funky thing

'Cause you don't live in the rhythm
   Am
This cheese is delicious and now I've gotta put a brown thing in your face

Bridge:
Dm
 I'm tired of you, Phil

Want you in a landfill
  F
Someone make him stop
          G
Put his bones in a box

Pre-chorus:
  Am
Oh nice, Phil
           G
Why don't you have a stroke?

Chorus:
        Dm
They've got the ultimate

Power in the universe
   Am
And before it gets better
   G
It's getting worse
      Dm
It's not a satellite

But it can light up the sky
    Am
When it blows
       G          F
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh

Hook:

It's round, but
      Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

(It's not a moon)

F
 It's round, but
      Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

(It's not a moon)

Outro:
F
 Death of a culture

Death of a culture
      Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

F
 Death of a culture

Death of a culture
      Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)