Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
Difficulty: Novice
Intro:
FF 
A minorAm
Verse:
FF
Chopping your legs
A minorAm
You don't know how hot I find these buns
Touch my face and you'll have to call Jeeves when there's bees on your sleeve
FF
Now I have to go teach the kids to drink
Powdered goat bladders
A minorAm
But they want roast beef and you have no puppets
You gave them all to me
Doesn't matter
Bridge:
DmDm
I don't care what you said
To the man with the black head
FF
Where is the rubber band?
G+G
You're ruining my plan
Pre-Chorus:
A minorAm
Down the street
G+G
Just go down the street
Chorus:
DmDm
They've got the ultimate
Power in the universe
A minorAm
And before it gets better
G+G
It's getting worse
DmDm
It's not a satellite
But it can light up the sky
A minorAm
When it blows
G+G FF
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh
Hook:
It's round, but
A minorAm
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
Verse:
FF
Ah, look at her face
She's happy as a tribble
A minorAm
Get my wedding suit
Boy you don't got a clue
Girl you're crazy cute
FF
I'm gonna kick some grits up on your face
Yay, all right
A minorAm
Do you have any bunions or lesions upon you?
Let me check your feet
Why?
Bridge:
DmDm
I don't like parasites
Or children of the night
FF
A augmentedA quail and his rubber beak
G+G
Are beautifully unique
Pre-chorus:
A minorAm
Bleep-bloop-bloam
G+G
Goodbye to your home
Chorus:
DmDm
They've got the ultimate
Power in the universe
A minorAm
And before it gets better
G+G
It's getting worse
DmDm
It's not a satellite
But it can light up the sky
A minorAm
When it blows
G+G FF
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh
Hook:
It's round, but
A minorAm
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
(It's not a moon)
Interlude:
DmDm
Death of a culture
The death of a culture
A minorAm
Somewhere the vulture
Somewhere the vulture
FF
Is waiting for us in an erected sun
G+G
A augmentedA sun with an ion gun
Evil comes in round shapes
Hook:
FF A minorAm
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
Verse:
FF
Listen to me, Greg
We already know you're a Gemini
A minorAm
Yeah but did you know I once had a huge spider bite on my neck?
FF
Greg, you could never get down like a funky thing
'Cause you don't live in the rhythm
A minorAm
This cheese is delicious and now I've gotta put a brown thing in your face
Bridge:
DmDm
I'm tired of you, Phil
Want you in a landfill
FF
Someone make him stop
G+G
Put his bones in a box
Pre-chorus:
A minorAm
Oh nice, Phil
G+G
Why don't you have a stroke?
Chorus:
DmDm
They've got the ultimate
Power in the universe
A minorAm
And before it gets better
G+G
It's getting worse
DmDm
It's not a satellite
But it can light up the sky
A minorAm
When it blows
G+G FF
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh
Hook:
It's round, but
A minorAm
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
(It's not a moon)
FF
It's round, but
A minorAm
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
(It's not a moon)
Outro:
FF
Death of a culture
Death of a culture
A minorAm
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
FF
Death of a culture
Death of a culture
A minorAm
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
