Titty Bar chords by The Axis Of Awesome

Verse 1:

G               C
Are you feeling down boy

G          C
Do I see a frown boy

Am7         G         Am7           D
I know of a place you can go if you feel blue

G                      C
The staff are there to please you

G            C
Titilate and tease you

Am7                   G
There's a lass called Mona

Am7               D
She'll give you a boner

Em              Am7
Just around the corner

Em             Am7
There's a neon sign

Em                              D
Topless bar girls every Tuesday 6pm til 9

Chorus:

G
At the Titty Bar (The titty bar)

        C              Am7
There's dancers on the poles

       G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)

C                   Am7
There are sluts and moles

G
At the Titty Bar, it isn't far

C             Am7
You dont even need your car

C                    D            G    D
That's cos it's your local Titty Bar

Bridge:

G          F               C                 D                    G
Where everybody knows your name (And if they don't then you don't care)

G           F               C                D                     G
And they're always glad you came (And if you don't then they don't care)

Verse 2:

G                    C
The bouncers have no necks boy

G             C
Put away that sex toy

Am7             G
You will get us kicked out

Am7              D
If you keep your dick out

G              C
Oi! hey you no touching

G                 C
Thought I said no touching

Am7          G
Seriously no touching

Am7                 D
Get your damn hands off me

Em             Am7
In a dark back alley

Em                Am7
We lay bashed and bruised

Em
Not since Friends season 7

     D
Have we felt so abused

Chorus:

G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)

C                Am7
I am filled with grief

G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)

C              Am7
No more hand relief

G
At the Titty Bar, I have a scar

C                 Am7
I can't open this cookie jar

G                 C
We need to find another

G                   C
So I will call your mother

G                  D           G
Cos she works at another Titty Bar