Smokey Dokey chords by Asylum Street Spankers

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Back Home My Friend I have often been
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Searching both far and near
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Hoping day to day some might come my way
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But in vain as it's just not here

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Now I understand out in Amsterdam
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All these smokers they're roaming free
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So I left the States and the herb debates
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So that for myself I could see

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verse 1
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At the smoking venue I looked at the menu
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To see what was on display
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I knew quite fast I would have a blast
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Just sampling would take all day
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So feeling cool I pulled of a stool
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For I had money to spare
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At a third past four she opened the drawer
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To show me all of the wares


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A Euro joint is a hashish roll
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But they have a way to make it like a cone
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Did you know that it saves the soul
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When that techno-crap is what sets the tone
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Don't be hasty, enjoy the taste
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In the absence of stems and seeds
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Soon I found that this is the town
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And that here they have the best weed


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Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that
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You can't remember your name
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They had Merry Crystal, and Wonder Gold
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Jack Herer and Victory were also sold
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White Widow
Bubble Gum and Power P
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Northern Lights and New ICC
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Caramel and Cashmere
Super Pollen
Red Hair
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Orange Blood and Super Skunk
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Blackbeard's Bounty even Humboldt County
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Of these one toke is enough


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They had Santa Maria and Manali Cream
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K2
Sheeba and G-13
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Blue Berry
Purple Mary
Silver Haze
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All of these will leave you in a daze
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If the red eyeballs you would like to slay
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This is cause for the Black Bombay
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Buddha's Sister like a mighty twister
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Will leave you in disarray


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Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that
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You can't remember your name
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Hash joint, weed joint or smoking in a bowl
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Pack it up high with Acapulco Gold
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Or you can use a fancy water pipe
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Smoke all day you're gonna get real tight
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Up from bed for some Panama Red
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It's good for a wake and bake
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But if your lungs are choking from all night of smoking
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You can eat the space cake (I ate it)


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Gazing out from the coffee shops
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There were people they smoking right in front of cops
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And drinking coffee and writing songs
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Take another hit from the fancy bong
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Everything a good viper needs
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So again the menu you read and read
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Take time to play with a girl paid to lay
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And then you have more coffee and weed


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Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that
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You can't remember your name
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Finally the time had come to me
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To head on back to my own country
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But what would I do if I still had some
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There must be a way that I could take it home
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The customs people had their eyes on me
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But I walked right through with a grin
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For I brought back some hash in the crack of my ass
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That I could share with my friends


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Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that
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You can't remember your name
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