Pussy Cat Song chords by Asylum Street Spankers

F     F/C
My pussy cat was scratching on my back door
Scratched so long poor pussy got sore
   C
  C/G
Sore pussy..ooohhhh
        N.C.
Sore..pussy ooohhh
            F
Just a friendly little cat

F        F/C
My pussy cat was sittin on the front step
It started to rain and my pussy got wet
   C
  C/G
Wet pussy...ohhhhh
        N.C.
Sore, wet..pussy
            F
Just a friendly little cat

F       F/C
My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot
Sun beaten down poor pussy got hot
    C
   C/G
Hot pussy..ohhhh
          N.C.
Sore, wet, hot...pussy..
             F
Just a friendly little cat

F       F/C
My cat was in the shower washing his hair
accidentially grabbed that bottle of nair
     C
   C/G
Bald pussy...ohhh
              N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy
            F
Just a friendly little cat

F      F/C
My friends took my cat out drinking last night
they got drunk and the pussy got tight
     C
  C/G
Tight pussy...ohhh
             N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight...pussy
            F
Just a friendly little cat

F       F/C
Left my cat outdoors, didn't like the soil
ran in the garage and got covered in oil
  C
      C/G
Lubricated pussy..oohhhhhh
             N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated pussy
            F
Just a friendly little cat

F      F/C
Took my cat to Kentucky Fried Chicken
Now my pussy is finger licken
     C   C/G
good pussy...ohhh
              N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good...pussy
            F
Just a friendly little cat

F       F/C
My cat fell on my grill
I got two buns and I ate my fill
  C
     C/G
Eating pussy..oohhhhhh
              N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating pussy
             F
Just a friendly little cat

F       F/C
My cat was walking by the water well
but he got too close and then he fell
  C
    C/G
Deep pussy..oohhhhhh
             N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep pussy
             F
Just a friendly little cat

F        F/C
My neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me
I told my neighbor he better set my pussy free
     C
   C/G
Free pussy
               N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free pussy
            F
Just a friendly little cat

F        F/C
My cats kind of chubby and overweight
tried to put him on a diet but it didn't take
     C
    C/G
Fat pussy
               N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat pussy
            F
Just a friendly little cat

F        F/C
My cat was hiding in an old tree trunk
He musn't have known it was home to a skunk...
     C
    C/G
Stinky pussy
               N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat, stinky, pussy
            F
Just a friendly little cat

F             F/C
My cat was out playing chasing down a toad
My kitty got a little too close to the road
     C
    C/G
bloody pussy
              N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat, stinky, bloody pussy
             F
Just a friendly little cat
             F
Just a friendly little cat
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.