Secret Santa chords by Ana Gasteyer

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Key: C

🎅 Intro:
 Maya Rudolph
C   Dm7      Em7           Dm7
        Hey, Ana! Where've you been, girl?
C                       Am
I didn't see you at the holiday office party
N.C.
Ana Gasteyer
G                C
Oh, Maya, I'm so glad you called!
Dm7      Em7               Dm7              C             Am
I need a friend to lean on.   I think I got woke this weekend!
                  G
Rudolph Spill the beans!

🎅 Verse 1:
C           Dm7         Em7            Dm7
Call me a banana, but I went down to Havana
   C             Dm7     Em7       G
To buy my Secret Santa a present today
      C              Dm7        Em7       A
But I slipped on a banana, woke up in a cabana
        Dm7            C7          A               C
Sippin' rum and orange Fanta, so I think that I'll stay

🎅 Verse 2:
   F
My Secret Santa's rich and handsome
   C              C7
He drives a fancy car
  F                     A#7
I knew just what to get him
   G             G5  Gm  G7
He loves a fat cigar
   F
He finds my stories silly
   C                C7
He says I laugh too loud
                           A
But now I see how life can be
    D7                   G
I'm brassy and sassy and proud!

🎅 Chorus:
    C              Dm7
So, tell my Secret Santa
    Em7          A
I'm stayin' in Havana
      D
Don't want his big banana
        G            C
And his gift will be late


🎅 Interlude:  Rudolph
C
So, let me get this straight.
Dm7              Em7       Dm7             C
You flew down to Havana to buy that jerk a gift
        A              D
For the holiday office party,
                      G
Then you slipped on a banana,
C
Cracked your head on the sidewalk,
    Dm7            Em7
And woke up in a cabana,
               A
And now you're spiritually,
Dm7                         Em7
Sexually, and politically enlightened?
          C
Gasteyer: Yes!, Rudolph: Terrific!

🎅 Solo:
C   Dm7   Em7   Dm7   C    A   Dm   G

C   Dm7   Em7    A    Dm7  C   C7

🎅 Verse 2:
  F                 F7
I wanted to impress him
       C             C7
That's why I flew so far
   F                A
He likes me calm, polite, and quiet
     D7                    G7
Pero quiero bailar y cantar

🎅 Chorus:
    C               Dm7
So, suck it, Secret Santa
    Em7          A
I'm stayin' in Havana
      Dm7
Don't want his big banana
N.C.               G   C7
He's a terrible lay

🎅 Bridge:
       F                      C
All my friends will sing Hallelujah Hosana
F                              C            C7
Shout from the rooftops, skip 'round the piano
         F                         Em7      A
How many times did I say that it's Ana, not Ana?
    D                       Em7       A
I'm kickin' his ass all the way to Montana
D                                    Em7               A
You don't have to worry 'cause we'll keep your secret, Santa
D                              Em7       A
Ain't nobody care about your banana in Havana
        D7                         G        C
See you later, Secret Santa, happy holidays!