Chords with lyrics
Key: C majorC
Intro:
A minorAm
If you're walking home
C majorC
Late at night
D MajorD
Through unlit streets
FF E MajorE
Mosquito bites aren't the worst thing that you might feel.
FF
You may have a heart of gold
E MajorE
And arms of steel
A minorAm C majorC
And all the precautions you could take.
D MajorD E MajorE
They just won't mean a thing
FF E MajorE
If you don't mind your P's and Q's and ABC's
Verse 1:
A minorAm
A augmentedA is for the cannibalistic, sadomasochist Albert Fish.
DmDm
BB is for the lonely lover, brokenhearted Béla Kiss.
A minorAm
C majorC is for Charles Starkweather's handsome, nervous twitch.
DmDm
D MajorD is for the Son of Sam; he's known as David Berkowitz.
E MajorE
E is for Edward Gein, a massacring machine.
FF
Francisco Del Junco dispatched some crackheads with a can of gasoline.
E MajorE
Gary (Green River) Ridgeway ditched his girls by the freeway
FF G+G
With the typical disregard of your average serial killer.
Verse 2:
A minorAm
Qigong Master Hu Wanlin could take your breath away,
DmDm
While the Iceman cometh in the night.
A minorAm
Jeffrey Dahmer's fine cuisine could rival Edmund Kemper's, but
DmDm
Only if his dates were fresh and ripe.
E MajorE
Prolific Pedro Lopez wins the body count - three hundred dead.
FF
Herbert Mullin, bless his heart, did everything God said.
E MajorE FF
Dennis Nilsen's crappy classic rock record collection should have killed them but no -
G+G
He used his hands instead.
Verse 3:
E MajorE
Onoprienko killed fifty-two people
E MajorE
And Pogo the Clown was inherently evil,
A minorAm
Though he made one hell of wiener dog balloon.
E MajorE
Thomas Quick and Reinaldo Rivera both sliced with a knife.
FF E MajorE
Arthur Shawcross' tour of 'Nam was a boon.
Verse 4:
A minorAm
Well, T is for Ted Bundy, who would kill off girls who were really cute.
DmDm
U is for the Unabomber, whose method was the mail chute.
A minorAm
V is for Joseph Vacher - an ugly, vicious brute.
DmDm
And W is for Aileen Wuornos, the patron saint of prostitutes.
E MajorE
Citizen X perplexed the Reds when his DNA didn't match the dead.
FF
Li Yuhui discussed Feng Shui over a cup of tea.
E MajorE
The Zodiac killer, right down to the last letter,
FF G+G A minorAm
Will take you from A augmentedA to Z in the song about serial killers.