Perfect Wife chords by Amigo The Devil

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
A minorAm E MajorE A minorAm E MajorE

Verse:
A minorAm
I sat down to watch the game

My wife came in
        E MajorE
She found my cocaine
A minorAm
I tore out her eyes

She can't find my supplies
     E MajorE
Or much else

Pre-Chorus:
FF       E MajorE   DmDm  E MajorE
Ohhh, what a perfect wife
       A minorAm E MajorE A minorAm E MajorE
Love of my life

Verse:
 A minorAm
She sang along to CCR
               E MajorE
I smashed her face into the VCR
A minorAm
I choked her until her tongue was hanging
                       E MajorE
And then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out

Pre-Chorus:
FF       E MajorE    DmDm  E MajorE
Ohhh, what a tasteless wife

Love of my...

Chorus:
A minorAm
Don't say word my darling
C majorC
I know how you feel
FF                         C majorC
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
FF
And if I've hurt you
E MajorE
Please forgive me
              A minorAm E MajorE A minorAm E MajorE
Love makes you do funny things

Verse:
A minorAm
Her playing the piano
                  E MajorE
Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
A minorAm
I took her little fingers
            E MajorE
As a souvenir of her playing

Pre-Chorus:
FF        E MajorE   DmDm  E MajorE
Ohhh, what a talented wife
       A minorAm
Love of my life

Bridge:
A minorAm
Coming home from work one day
                     E MajorE
My wife had found a new way to rig the door
 A minorAm
Shotgun pointed towards me

Trigger pulled
            E MajorE
My body lying on the floor
FF       E MajorE    DmDm  E MajorE
Oh, what a talented wife

And the last thing she said to me was...

Chorus:
A minorAm
Don't say word my darling
C majorC
I know how you feel
FF                        C majorC
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
FF
And if I've hurt you
E MajorE
Please forgive me
               A minorAm
Love makes you do funny things

Outro:
A minorAm E MajorE A minorAm E MajorE A minorAm E MajorE A minorAm E MajorE