Perfect Wife chords by Amigo The Devil

Intro:
Am E Am E

Verse:
Am
I sat down to watch the game

My wife came in
        E
She found my cocaine
Am
I tore out her eyes

She can't find my supplies
     E
Or much else

Pre-Chorus:
F       E   Dm  E
Ohhh, what a perfect wife
       Am E Am E
Love of my life

Verse:
 Am
She sang along to CCR
               E
I smashed her face into the VCR
Am
I choked her until her tongue was hanging
                       E
And then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out

Pre-Chorus:
F       E    Dm  E
Ohhh, what a tasteless wife

Love of my...

Chorus:
Am
Don't say word my darling
C
I know how you feel
F                         C
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
F
And if I've hurt you
E
Please forgive me
              Am E Am E
Love makes you do funny things

Verse:
Am
Her playing the piano
                  E
Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
Am
I took her little fingers
            E
As a souvenir of her playing

Pre-Chorus:
F        E   Dm  E
Ohhh, what a talented wife
       Am
Love of my life

Bridge:
Am
Coming home from work one day
                     E
My wife had found a new way to rig the door
 Am
Shotgun pointed towards me

Trigger pulled
            E
My body lying on the floor
F       E    Dm  E
Oh, what a talented wife

And the last thing she said to me was...

Chorus:
Am
Don't say word my darling
C
I know how you feel
F                        C
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
F
And if I've hurt you
E
Please forgive me
               Am
Love makes you do funny things

Outro:
Am E Am E Am E Am E