Shit Boat No Fans chords by Alestorm

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse 1:
   BbmBbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   F minorFm       AbAb     BbmBbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
   BbmBbm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
       F minorFm      AbAb     F minorFm      BbmBbm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

   BbmBbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   F minorFm       AbAb     BbmBbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
      BbmBbm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
  F minorFm       AbAb     F minorFm       BbmBbm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Verse 2:
   B minorBm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   F# minorF#m       A augmentedA      B minorBm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
   B minorBm
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
     F# minorF#m      A augmentedA     F# minorF#m      B minorBm
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet

   B minorBm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   F# minorF#m       A augmentedA      B minorBm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
   B minorBm
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
  F# minorF#m      A augmentedA     F# minorF#m B minorBm
And all your crew look like Lego bricks

Verse 3:
   C minorCm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   G minorGm       Bb majorBb     C minorCm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
   C minorCm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
       G minorGm      Bb majorBb     G minorGm      C minorCm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

   C minorCm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   G minorGm       Bb majorBb     C minorCm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
      C minorCm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
  G minorGm       Bb majorBb     G minorGm       C minorCm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn