Chords with lyrics
Key: E MajorE
🎸 Verse 1:
E MajorE G#G#
Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
C# minorC#m
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
A augmentedA
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
A minorAm E MajorE
Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind
🎸 Verse 2:
G#G#
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
C# minorC#m
Then I could see the places I've been
A augmentedA
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
A minorAm E MajorE
I don't want to know what my friends think
🎸 Verse 3:
G#G#
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
C# minorC#m
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
A augmentedA
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
A minorAm E MajorE
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
🎸 Verse 4:
G#G#
I wish I could act in a show on TV
C# minorC#m
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
A augmentedA
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
A minorAm E MajorE
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
🎸 Verse 5:
G#G#
I wish that my brain would triple in size
C# minorC#m
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
A augmentedA
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
A minorAm E MajorE
I don't wanna know the point of life
🎸 Verse 6:
G#G#
In some other life I would be rich
C# minorC#m
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
A augmentedA
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
A minorAm E MajorE
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
🎸 Verse 7:
G#G#
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
C# minorC#m
I'd get invited to every frat
A augmentedA
But when you get old and your good days have passed
A minorAm E MajorE
You'll only want me when you're sad
🎸 Verse 8:
G#G#
Wish I was a song, your favourite one
C# minorC#m
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
A augmentedA
I would be there when your baby is born
A minorAm E MajorE
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
🎸 Verse 9:
G#G#
I wish I was big, as big as my house
C# minorC#m
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
0 A augmentedA
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
A minorAm E MajorE
God, I could really use him now
🎸 Verse 10:
G#G#
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
C# minorC#m
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
A augmentedA
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
A minorAm E MajorE
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
🎸 Verse 11:
G#G#
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
C# minorC#m
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
A augmentedA
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
A minorAm E MajorE
I never know who the hell I am
🎸 Pre-Chorus:
E MajorE G#G#
I wish I was me, whoever that is
C# minorC#m
I could just be and not give a shit
A augmentedA
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
A minorAm
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
E MajorE
(—am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—)
🎸 Chorus:
E MajorE G#G# C# minorC#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A augmentedA E MajorE G#G#
One, two, pandemonium!
C# minorC#m
Here I go again
A augmentedA E MajorE G#G#
One, two, pandemonium!
C# minorC#m
Here I go again
E MajorE G#G# C# minorC#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A augmentedA
One, two—
E MajorE
Here I go again