♫ Intro: E Ooh, yeah A E C#m Ohh A B E A E B ♫ Verse 1: E Will you help me repair my gate? A Will you help me repair my door? E C#m Did you find what you was looking for? A B E A E B Will you help me repair my gate and door?
♫ Verse 2: E Would you like a slice of lemon pound cake? A You can take as much as you wanna take E C#m There must be a big mistake A B E A E B Would you like to have a slice of my lemon pound cake? ♫ Verse 3: E The warrant said "Narcotics" and "Kidnapping" A The warrant said "Narcotics" and "Kidnapping" E C#m Are you kidding? I make my money rapping A B E A Why does the warrant say "Narcotics" well I know "Narcotics", but why "Kidnapping"? E B (Let me ask you something, officer) ♫ Verse 4: E Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets? A Are there any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets? E C#m You crooked cops need to stop it A B E A There are no kidnapping victims in my suit pockets E B (Let me ask you another question) ♫ Verse 5: E Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets? A Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets? E C#m You crooked cops need to stop it A B E A There's not a million pounds of weed in my suit pockets E B (Let me ask you something else) ♫ Verse 6: E Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs? A Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs? E C#m The Adams County Sheriff's Department, you can get these A B E A E B There are no kidnapping victims in my, in my CDs ♫ Verse 7: E How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs? A How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs? E C#m Adams County Sheriff, you can get these A B E A E B How many pounds of weed did you find in my CDs? ♫ Verse 8: E Why are you stealing my money? A Why are you stealing my money? E C#m You represent the law, and it's funny A B E A E B You're stealing my legal work-hard-every-day pay-taxes money ♫ Verse 9: E The sheriff disconnected my cameras A The sheriff disconnected my cameras E C#m The sheriff should be locked up in slammers A B E A E B The Adams County Sheriff Department disconnected my cameras ♫ Verse 10: E Did you have to traumatize my kids? A Did you have to traumatize my kids? E C#m Did you have to traumatize my kids? A B E A E B Did you have to traumatize my kids? ♫ Verse 11: E Will you pay me for doing me wrong? A Will you pay me for doing me wrong? E C#m Will you pay me for doing me wrong? A B E A E B Or will I have to get paid from this song? ♫ Outro: E Hey, you think they gonna buy this, man? Yah, yah A E C#m A B E A E B