Essex Wonderland chords by 98 Rock Baltimore

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Verse 1:

          G
Oh by the way, hey did you know?
         G
Tomorrow night we're playing bingo
G      B         Am                 G          F
It's a beautiful sight, we're going bowlin' tonight
F     Em           Dm          C
We're walkin' in a Essex wonderland
         C
Down the plant we got the day off
 C         G
'Cause the foreman got his payoff
      G            Am        G          F
We're drinkin' all day, then whizzin' away

Refrain:

F     Em           Dm          C
We're walkin' in a Essex wonderland

Verse 2:

C                                          E
Let me tell you something 'bout this time, hon
E            A             E
Essex is the only place to be
D                  Dm                  G
While you're at it you should get your hair done
    B      E              Am      Dm        G
And bleach your blonde so all the folks can see
             C
We're gettin hazel to make egg nog
       G                            G
In the far' place we'll burn a fake log
G                   Am            G           F
Little Butchie will cry, he don't like pumkin pie

Refrain:

F     C            G           C
We're walkin' in a Essex wonderland

Verse 3:

C
Joey's home from the service
C       G
And his girlfriends gettin' nervous
G               A           G
While he was at sea, she contracted V.D.

Refrain:

G       C             G           C
They're walkin' in an Essex wonderland

Bridge:

B               C#              C
Yous can make an ornament from a Bud can
B                 A              E
And then yous can hang it from a tree
D              Em                    G
Sherry are you pregnant, she'll say "no ma'am"
G             Am             G
But I'm 13 so any time could be

Verse 4:

G             C
We're calling Donnie up in jail
              G
We're raisin' money to post his bail
    A                         G
Our neigbor is cranked, Uncle Jimmy is tanked

Refrain:

      C            D           C
We're walkin' in a Essex wonderland

Outro:

C     Em           D           C
We're walkin' in a Essex wonderland

Happy Holudays, Hon
C     Em           D           C
We're walkin' in a Essex wonderland