Biggering chords by The 88

Key: 'A'

Intro:
        Dm  Am7  Dm  Am7
        Dm  Am7  Dm  Am7

First part:

Dm            Am7  Bb      C
At first I didn't realize
         F
I needed all this stuff
Dm               Gm
I had a little cottage
          A           Dm    Am7
And that cottage was enough
Dm            Am7     Bb           C
A place where I could sit and knit
                       F
A place where I could sell my Thneeds
A                    Dm
But now I've had a little time
Bb              F
To re-assess my needs

Pré-Chorus:

                       Eb
And I need a bigger office
                  Gm
I need a bigger chair
Eb
A bigger desk, a bigger staff
Gm
A bigger hat to wear

Chorus:

            Ab       Fm
Because I'm biggering
                      Cm    Bb
I'm figuring I'm biggering
    Ab           Fm
And biggering is triggering
     G         Cm
More biggering

Second part:

      Cm
Hey, listen up, meathead
       Cm                          Ab                   Bb
I'm going to say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it
Bb                           Eb
Greed   ya see, it's like a little pet, alright?
Cm                        Fm
And the more and more and more that you go and feed it
G                        Cm
The more hungry it'll get!
Cm                                        Ab
But   you know, you really can't blame greed
                  Bb
No, that's stupid
                           Eb
You see, it's gotta worm inside
                     G
Oh yeah, that's right
                               Cm
It's one that always needs to feed
Ab                        Eb
And it is never satisfied

You get it?

Db
But the more you try to find it
                    Fm
The more it likes to hide
Fm                     Db
   Now listen--that is a NASTY little worm
                       Fm
And I like to call it "pride."
                             Gb
See, now that's why you're biggering!
            Ebm
Listen here, idiot!
                 Bbm
And figuring on biggering!
            Gb               Ebm              F
  But that biggering's just triggering more biggering!
           Am
Got that? Alright!

(Ab  Am  Ab  G  Em)

Second part:

 Em         C
There is a principle of nature
D               Em
That most every creature knows
Em           C
It's called survival of the fittest
B            Em
And this is how it goes
Em               C
The animal that wins has got to
D                 Em
Claw and bite and kick and punch
 B              Em               C               G
The animal that doesn't Winds up someone else's lunch
                  F
A company's an animal
                  Am
That's trying to survive
F
It's struggling, and fighting
        Am
Just to keep itself alive

Chorus:

            Bb        Gm
I must keep biggering
                 Dm        C
I'm figuring I'm biggering
        Bb             Gm              Dm
Though biggering is triggering more biggering
E
I won't stop!
Bb        Gm
Biggering
                 Dm        C
I'm figuring I'm biggering
      Bb            Gm           Dm        C
And biggering is triggering more biggering

Final:

        Bb
And the customers are buying
        Gm
And the money multiplying
        Dm
And the PR people lying
         C
And the lawyers are denying
Bb            Gm             Dm     E
Who cares if some things are dying?
Bb        Gm             Dm     C
I don't wanna hear your crying!
Bb        Gm        Dm
This is all so gratifying

Final: A  F  E  Dbm
        C  A  Gbm  Ab