Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
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She walks down the stairs, feeling herself
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Lookin' like she just won a court case
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He's got a funny way of using the same
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Four chords for every song he makes
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He's called Bill and he plays with words
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Like a skill, yeah he's pretty great
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He said his official friend died 'cause of a officiate
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Yeah, she's called Hannah and she plays the Joanna
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Grade eight but she's got no soul
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John's obsessed with fat ass and he's ten years old
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Oh
Dad's an otis readin' at a wedding typе guy
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With the best voice you'vе ever heard
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He said, "Give me a date I can work on, my heart hurts"
Chorus:
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I get home on the 23rd
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I'll drive up on the 23rd
Verse 2:
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And I bumped into Julie in the co-op, she asked how the family's been
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I said "Alex is a sculptor and Olivia's been a vegan since ten
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While Vin wears dresses whilst Debbie coalesces in a fleece that doesn't work"
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And I'll be givin' my chair to my mum 'cause her back hurts
Chorus:
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I get home on the 23rd
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I'll drive up on the 23rd (Yeah, yeah)
Bridge:
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Now mum's not a fan of that line about her back
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She said it makes her sound frumpy and old
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I said, "Woman, you are sixty-four years old"
Outro:
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Now, stop the percussion
I wanna have a discussion
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And it's Christmas so this is gonna be a nightmare
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I just came for the stuffin', not to argue about nothin'
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Mark my words
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I'll be home on the 23rd
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Yeah, drive up on the 23rd
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Oh, come home on the 23rd (Yeah)
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