Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: D Difficulty: Novice Intro: D G A D G D G Verse 1: D G Well I've been lookin' after number one for too long D G And it seemed the love was passing me by D C#m F# G So I thought I better do something about it C#m D And that's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you C#m Em D G That's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you
D G Verse 2: D G Well a lonely man needs a Marriage Bureau D G Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form D C#m F# G Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse A#m D Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall A#m D Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall Gmaj7 A A7 Oh no, too many questions D D I'm looking for a girl like Momma used to be D7 She's cooking up a dream, she's baking ecstasy E7 Gm7 Won't it be fine when A I find her Bridge: Gmaj7 F#m Bm Gmaj7 G F#m Bm G A# A#m D Em Bm D Em Verse 3: D G Would I like to take her to a movie or the theatre D G Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her D C#m F# G Somewhere we could take a good look at each other A#m C#m D Smile and say hello or walk away A#m C#m D Smile and say hello or walk away A So I'm squeaky clean in and out of the bath Bm I never shaved so close before G E I'm gonna put on a tie, I'm gonna shine up my shoes Bm I'm gonna slick back my hair, I've got nothin' to lose Am Oh, oh, I'll be stinkin' so good A D Like I'm drowning in a sea of cologne Em D Bm D Em Verse 4: D G Hey... Do you know you remind me of someone D G But I'm here making eyes at you D C#m F# G And I think we're gonna say goodbye to the bureau A#m D Close the files, turn the page, start anew A#m D Close the files, turn the page, start anew Outro: Em Bm D Em D