Chords with lyrics
(Capo on 2)
G+G 
D MajorD
I took a three day trip with a one day woman, if you know what I'm talkin' a- bout
G+G
After 24 hours it was plain to see, this week-end wasn't gonna work out
C majorC
She and I didn't have one thing in common and her papers weren't comin' a- round
D MajorD G+G
I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe, what the hell am I gonna do now?
G+G D MajorD
Well, Friday night cost me a high dollar dinner, lots of tequila and wine she drown
G+G
Now she's messed up, real good and drunk, stumblin' and fallin' down
C majorC
So, I had to carry her to the room where she instantly passed out
D MajorD G+G
And started snorrin' loud, so I went back down and took a cab to the waffle house (boy, this is fun)
G+G D MajorD
Now Saturday morning along about noon, she calls room service "Bring me some doubles
G+G
Hey, meet me in the bar. It's 6 hours till dark and this b***h is havin' speech troubles"
C majorC
Well, if you fijy dizzy this and wijy wajy that, I though God, please rescue me
D MajorD G+G
Another couple sat down, they ordered around, now's my chance to go free
G+G D MajorD
I'm on a three day trip with a one day woman, if you know what I'm talkin' a- bout
G+G
After 24 hours it was plain to see, this week-end really wasn't gonna work out
C majorC
She and I didn't have one thing in common and her papers weren't coming a- round
D MajorD
I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe, what the hell am I gonna do now?
G+G D MajorD
So, this dude and my date get really s**tfaced, when his girl grabbed me to dance
G+G
Looks like you and me are up the same tree, so, let's start our own ro- mance
C majorC
Yeah, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun come up in each others' arms
D MajorD G+G
This weekend started bad but we're really glad, 'cause the two we dumped are still in the barn
A augmentedA 
E MajorE
Don't take a three day trip with a one day woman, better learn what I'm talkin' a- bout
A augmentedA
If you're gonna go to the islands don't take a chance, take a babe that you've really get down
D MajorD
So, if you have any friend wanna line you up with a blind date take it from me
E MajorE
Get a girl you know who's cocked and ready to go, forget about harmony
(Spoken on the Outro.)
Mucho bad decision
Vaminos
The senorita is borracho
Oh God, am I the only guy this happens to?
