I Guess I'll Just Stay Married chords by Paul Thorn

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 4th

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Difficulty: Intermediate

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Capo 4

Verse:
   C majorC        C7C7
I got lucky on my birthday
     FF            C majorC
My wife reluctantly let me have my way
           C majorC           A7A7
She said "This is for you, do what you must do"
            D MajorD
Let me know when you’re through

            C majorC            C7C7
I thought things would change when we tied the knot
        FF            C majorC
But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got
        C majorC       A7A7  D MajorD
When she say’s no, she means no
   C majorC FF C majorC  C7C7
Hell No!

Chorus:
        FF                          C majorC
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
 A7A7               D MajorD
I am the poster child for total rejection
FF                 C majorC   C/BC/B A7A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry
        D MajorD
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G+G             C majorC    FF C majorC
So I guess I’ll just stay married

Verse:
       C majorC           C7C7
I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain
         FF           C majorC
I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain
         C majorC         A7A7
He don’t have no fun on that doggy run
       D MajorD
He never gets none
     C majorC             C7C7
He’s got potential if he could get free
           FF       C majorC
But he’s on a short leash just like me
        C majorC        A7A7
He goes through life with hungry eyes
          D MajorD
Watching b***hes go by
   C majorC FF C majorC C7C7

Chorus:
        FF                          C majorC
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
 A7A7               D MajorD
I am the poster child for total rejection
FF                 C majorC   C/BC/B A7A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry  oh no
        D MajorD
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G+G             C majorC    FF C majorC
So I guess I’ll just stay married