Punkys Dilemma chords by Paul Simon

Chords with lyrics

Fmaj7Fmaj7    Gm7Gm7
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

C majorC       Fmaj7Fmaj7
 Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,

     G minorGm   Fmaj7Fmaj7
 Relaxin' awhile,   livin' in style,

Bb majorBb                   A minorAm
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA.

Fmaj7Fmaj7          G minorGm Fmaj7Fmaj7
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Fmaj7Fmaj7       Gm7Gm7
   Wish I was an English muffin

C majorC         Fmaj7Fmaj7
 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.


        G minorGm  Fmaj7Fmaj7
I'd ease myself down,   comin' up brown.


Bb majorBb                    A minorAm
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.

   Fmaj7Fmaj7          G minorGm  Fmaj7Fmaj7
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.


Bbmaj7Bbmaj7     Fmaj7Fmaj7
Ah,   South California.


        Gm7Gm7
 If I become a first lieutenant

C majorC        Fmaj7Fmaj7
 Would you put my photo on your piano?

   G minorGm  Fmaj7Fmaj7
To Maryjane--   Best wishes, Martin.

Bb majorBb                      A minorAm
(Old Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the basement door),

Fmaj7Fmaj7
Everybody knows what he's

Bbmaj7Bbmaj7         Fmaj7Fmaj7 Gm7Gm7
Tippy-toeing down there for.