Chords with lyrics
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I been Norman Mailer'd, Maxwell Taylor'd
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I been John O'Hara'd, McNa mara'd
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G+G 
FF G+G A augmentedA
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind
D7D7
I been Ayn Rand'd, nearly branded
G7G7
Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed
A7A7 
D MajorD
That's the hand I use, well, never mind!
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I been Phil Spector'd, resur fected
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I been Lou Adler'd, Barry Sadler'd
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G+G FF G+G A augmentedA
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay
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And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
G7G7
And all my wealth won't buy me health
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So I smoke a pint of tea a day
D7D7 G7G7
I knew a man, his brain was so small
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He couldn't think of nothing at all
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He's not the same as you and me
G7G7
He doesn't dig poetry. He's so unhip that
A7A7 D7D7
When you say "Dylan", he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
G7G7
Whoever he was
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The man ain't got no culture
But it's all right, ma
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Everybody must get stoned
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I been Mick Jagger'd, silver daggered
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G+G FF G+G A augmentedA
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
D MajorD D7D7
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled
G7G7
Been Roy Halee'd and Art Garfunkel'd
A7A7 D7D7
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone
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folk rock
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DD CC A augmentedAA FF D7D7
I lost my harmonica, Albert
Other versions of A Simple Desultory Philippic
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