Chords with lyrics
Intro:
B7sus2
Chris:
B7sus2
Guess what, ever since the world began
Aadd9Aadd9
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow man
E MajorE
Pounding people they feel better than
I hope you're taking notes cause
B7sus2
You feel everyone deserves a shot
Get real
Some of us have got it, girl
Aadd9Aadd9
And some got squat
E MajorE
That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to break it to you
C#m7C#m7 B/D#B/D#
My daddy taught me
E MajorE F#susF#sus F#F#
You get no where being nice
C#m7C#m7 B/D#B/D# E MajorE
So now I'm sharing his advice:
E/F#E/F# BB
The world according to Chris is
F#/A# E/G#
Better to strike then get struck
F#/A# BB
Better to screw then get screwed
F#/A# E MajorE
You'd probably think it's bizarre
F#sus2F#sus2 B7sus2
But that's the way things are
(Spoken)
Sue: But that doesn't mean it has to be that way! What does it cost to be kind?
Chris: Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?
KEY CHANGE FROM:
BMaj7Bmaj7
EMaj7Emaj7
Billy:
E7sus2
I swear
There's a dick in every class
Not fair
Dadd9Dadd9
Each and every time I fail those losers pass
A augmentedA
Hey, everyone of them can kiss my ass
Chris:
N.C.You wonder why I love him
Billy:
E7sus2
One year, there was this good looking guy
So queer
Dadd9Dadd9
And on top of that he has a wandering eye
One day he looks at me
A augmentedA
And, huh, bye-bye
Chris:
N.C.I bet he got the message
Chris and Billy:
F#m7F#m7 E/G# A augmentedA Bsus2Bsus2 BB
We're here to tell you how this whole damn freak show works
Chris and Billy:
F#m7F#m7 E/G# A augmentedA
If you don't listen, then you're jerks!
All:
B7sus2 E MajorE
The world according to Chris is
B/D#B/D# A/C#A/C#
Better to punch than get punched
B/D#B/D# E MajorE
Better to burn than get burned
B/D#B/D# A augmentedA
Learn that and you're gonna go far
B7sus2
Cause that's the way things are
Chris:
Ab5Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na na
Ab5Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na
All:
Ab5Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na na
Ab5Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na
Sue:
Bb7sus2
Tommy, you don't understand
Abadd9Abadd9
What was just a joke got out of hand
Eb MajorEb
We kept on screaming til she hit the floor
Spoken:
N.C.Tommy: C'mon, everybody was doing it
Sue:
Bb7sus2
Hey, I was in there, too
Ab(add2)
What came over me was something new
Eb MajorEb
I did things I'd never done before
Cm7Cm7 Bb/DBb/D
And now I wish there's something
Eb MajorEb FsusFsus FF
I could do or say
Cm7Cm7 Bb/DBb/D Eb MajorEb
I've never ever felt this way
Eb/FEb/F
Tommy:
Bb majorBb
Look, Sue
F/AF/A Eb/GEb/G
Don't be so hard on yourself
F/AF/A Bb majorBb
You can tell me to keep my mouth shut
F/AF/A E MajorE
But, wanna know what I'd advise?
Sue:
Ebadd9/F
What?
Tommy:
Bb5Bb5
Apologize
Chris:
C7sus2
Ew, Sue
I can tell you're feeling sad
All:
Boo Hoo!
Bbadd9Bbadd9
So, we clobbered Carrie and that's too damn bad
Chris:
FF
This is why you've gotta love my dad
All:
He's got the right idea
Chris:
Dm7Dm7 C majorC FF GsusGsus
My daddy taught me who's on top and who's below
All:
G+G
Who's below
Chris:
Dm7Dm7 C/EC/E FF
And now its time I let you know
G7sus2 Cm7Cm7
The world according to Chris...
All:
C5C5
Ha-na na na na na na na
C5C5
Ha-na na na na na na na na
Billy:
C5C5
Let's start this party, people!
C5C5
The world according to Chris
C5C5
The world according to Chris
C5C5
The world according to Chris
C5C5 Bb/CBb/C
The world according to Chris
Chris:
(softly)
Dbadd9/Eb Ab5Ab5
The world according to Chris is
Ab5/G Ab5/F
Better to whip than get whipped
Ab5/Db Ab5/Eb Ab5Ab5
Even if somebody bleeds
Please
Ab5/G Ab5/Db
Nobody dies from a scar
Dbsus2Dbsus2 Ab/Eb Dbsus2/Eb
And that's the way things
AN.C.re