Avenue Q - Schadenfreude chords by Soundtracks

Chords with lyrics

Schadenfreude

D MajorD         A augmentedA
Right now you are down and out
B minorBm         G+G
and feeling really crappy
  D MajorD       A augmentedA
And when I see how sad you are
  B minorBm          BB
It sort of makes me... Happy!

E MajorE       A augmentedA
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
D MajorD       BB
Nothing I can do!
     G+G   A augmentedA
It's...  Schadenfreude!
G+G       A augmentedA         D MajorD
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

D MajorD      A augmentedA
Did you ever clap when a waitress falls
  B minorBm       G+G
and drops a tray of glasses?
  D MajorD           A augmentedA
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters
B minorBm        BB
falling on their asses?

E MajorE         A augmentedA
Don't you feel all warm and cozy,
D MajorD             BB
Watching people out in the rain!
     G+G   A augmentedA
That's... Schadenfreude!
G+G       A augmentedA        D MajorD
People taking pleasure in your pain!

Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
Yup! It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others.
Happiness at the misfortune of others. That IS German!

Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb
Watching a vegetarian
   C minorCm        AbAb
being told she just ate chicken
  Eb MajorEb         Bb majorBb
Or watching a frat boy realize
   C minorCm       C majorC
just what he put his dick in!

FF      Bb majorBb
Being on an elevator
Eb MajorEb               C majorC
when somebody shouts "Hold the door!" NO!!!
AbAb   Bb majorBb
Schadenfreude!
AbAb       Bb majorBb           Eb MajorEb
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

Eb MajorEb
Straight-A students getting Bs?
Bb majorBb
Exes getting STDs!
C minorCm
Waking doormen from their naps!
AbAb
Watching tourists reading maps!
Eb MajorEb
Football players getting tackled!
Bb majorBb
CEOs getting shackled!
C minorCm
Watching actors never reach
C majorC
The ending of their Oscar speech!

AbAb   Bb majorBb
Schadenfreude!
A augmentedA   BB
Schadenfreude!
E MajorE   A augmentedA
Schadenfreude!
E MajorE   A augmentedA
Schadenfreude!

E MajorE              BB
The world needs people like you and me
C# minorC#m              A augmentedA
Who've been knocked around by fate
E MajorE               BB
Cuz when ppl see us they don't wanna be us
  C# minorC#m         C#C#
and that makes them feel great

F#F#      BB
We provide a vital service
E MajorE    C#C#
to society
       A augmentedA   BB
you and me... Schadenfreude
A augmentedA         BB
Making the world a better place
A augmentedA         BB
Making the world a better place
A augmentedA         BB
Making the world a better place
  E MajorE
to be

E MajorE
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!

Hilarious Musical. Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did!