Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse 1:
C majorC E MajorE
I'd rather go home
C majorC E MajorE
And watch pornography alone
C majorC
I've got a big collection
E MajorE
A augmentedA really huge selection
C majorC E MajorE
And if I'm really desperate
C majorC
I'll call my ex up
E MajorE
And have sex on the phone
C majorC E MajorE
It beats orgasming alone
Chorus:
FF C majorC
Porn is good for the soul
E MajorE
But it doesn't leave you feeling very whole
FF C majorC
Unless you own a good dildo
E MajorE
But then I bet you think I'm a
C majorC E MajorE C majorC E MajorE
whore...
Verse 2:
C majorC E MajorE
Sex is a drug
C majorC E MajorE
So throw me a bone
C majorC E MajorE
It's so innocent
C majorC E MajorE
That's why I always go home alone
C majorC E MajorE
'Cause I'm feeling ashamed
C majorC E MajorE
That I think like a boy
C majorC E MajorE
Oh, women are meant to act coy
C majorC E MajorE
That's why we buy all these toys
Chorus:
FF C majorC
Porn is good for the soul
E MajorE
But it doesn't leave you feeling very whole
FF C majorC
Unless you own a good dildo
E MajorE
But then I bet you think I'm a
C majorC E MajorE C majorC E MajorE
whore... I don't care (I don't care...)