Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
| A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B | A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B |
| A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B | A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B |
Verse 1:
A minorAm E MajorE
Don’t often open up this floor, since I handed in my gun
E MajorE A minorAm Am/GAm/G
What all these keys are for, now my tour of duty’s done
FF Am/E DmDm Dm/C
You got to know the switches, now you got your turn
Dm/B E MajorE A minorAm
Watch and learn, junior, watch and learn
Interlude:
| A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B | A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B |
Verse 2:
A minorAm E MajorE
Now you will get your trouble spots, here’s one from down voodoo way
E MajorE A minorAm Am/GAm/G
Bragged he had me by the you-know-whats, very funny, you don’t say
FF Am/E DmDm Dm/C
The big enchilada, stealing elections
Dm/B E MajorE
Had to go down there, trash collection
Bridge:
FF E MajorE A minorAm Am/GAm/G
Got his cojones on my desk in there, made into a souvenir
FF E MajorE A minorAm Am/GAm/G
Set of cufflinks, nice pair, the rest of him’s someplace up here
FF Am/E DmDm
Sometimes you got to put a shoulder to the door
C majorC E MajorE
Not so fast, junior, listen to your Pa
Chorus:
FF Am/E DmDm
Here, son, I’m handing over to you
C majorC G+G E MajorE A minorAm
Don’t crash the ambulance, whatever you do
Interlude:
| A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B | A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B |
Verse 3:
A minorAm E MajorE
What we have here’s a dung hole place, thought it was fly shit on the map
E MajorE A minorAm Am/GAm/G
Fat bastard, ugly face, and the personal crap
FF Am/E DmDm Dm/C
You can’t move the barriers, You can’t mess with oil and gas
Dm/B E MajorE
Had to go down there, stick a couple, aircraft carriers in his ass
Bridge:
FF E MajorE A minorAm Am/GAm/G
Fancy dress, medals chest, it’s all in here for all the gigs
FF E MajorE A minorAm Am/GAm/G
Gas mask, bullet-proof vest, all the usual rigs
FF Am/E DmDm Dm/C
There’ll be things they missed, they didn’t mention
Dm/B E MajorE A minorAm
You’ve even got a whistle in there, for attracting attention
Interlude:
| A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B | A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B |
Verse 4:
A minorAm E MajorE
Well, I think you’re gonna be okay, son, you’ve had the tour, I guess
E MajorE A minorAm Am/GAm/G
These two buttons, by the way, this one I hope you never press
FF Am/E DmDm Dm/C
Some holy fool, just watch, who’s not like you or me
Dm/B E MajorE
That one’s the whole shooting match right there, it’s the whole shitaree
Verse 5:
A minorAm E MajorE
We don’t forget who put us here, Jack, that’s page one
E MajorE A minorAm Am/GAm/G
We talk soft but carry a big stick, and pack the biggest gun
FF Am/E DmDm Dm/C
We don’t like accidents, major or minor
C majorC E MajorE
You don’t want yourself an incident, don’t ever invade China
Chorus:
FF Am/E DmDm
Here, son, I’m handing over to you
C majorC G+G E MajorE
Don’t crash the ambulance
FF Am/E DmDm
Here, son, I’m handing over to you
C majorC G+G E MajorE A minorAm
Don’t crash the ambulance, whatever you do
Outro:
| A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B | A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B |
| A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B | A minorAm FF | E MajorE E/B |
(Fade out)