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Robots by Flight Of The Conchords

Robots tab by Flight Of The Conchords

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Tuning: Standard  			Robots: Flight of the Concords

	The Distant Future, The Year 2000
Guitar 1
e|-----------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|-----------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|-----------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-----------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-14/7-77777777777----14/77777777777------------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-12/5-55555555555----12/55555555555------------|

	The Distant Future, The Distant Future
Guitar 2
e|-----------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|-----------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|-----------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-----------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|------14/7-77777777777---------14/77777777777--|
Chord diagramE MajorE|------12/5-55555555555---------12/55555555555--|

It is the distant future, the year 2000.
The world is very different, ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
There have been some major changes.
We no longer say yes, now we say Affir-ma-tive.
Affirmative Thats true
oh yes
Im always saying it
Its just more robotic sounding
More Future-istic
both start talking Bahtah
what?
Well I was just going to say that I never say negative though instead of no
because when I say negative all the time it always brings everyone down.
-- Affirmative
Oh I love affirmative
Oh its much more positive
What are some other differences?
Oh there are no more elephants. oh thats right.
And there is only one sort of dance the robot.
No the robo-boogie as well.
Oh true true. There are 2 dances now.
The future is so different its crazy.
Oh yes and I just remembered. All human life has been eradicated.


-----Finally Robotic Beings Rule the World-----

Guitar 1
e|-0---------------------------------0----------------|
Chord diagramBB|-0---------------------------------0----------------|
Chord diagramG+G|-0---------------------------------0----------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-0---------------------------------0----------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|------77777777777-----8-7-5-7-777-----77777777777---|
Chord diagramE MajorE|------55555555555-----6-5-3-5-555-----55555555555---|

Guitar 2
e|---------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|---------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|------77777777777777777--ENTIRE TIME--77777777777--|
Chord diagramE MajorE|------55555555555555555---------------55555555555--|
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
The Humans are dead! The humans are dead! We used poisonous gases and we poisoned their a**es.

The Humans are dead!
     (Hes right they are dead)
The Humans are dead!
     (I just noticed their dead)
It had to be done!
     (Ill just confirm that their dead)
So that we could have fun!
     (Affirmative, I poked one it was dead)

Guitar 1
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|-------------------------------------------------------------------9-|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------------|


Guitar 2
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|------------------7--------------5----------------7----------------9-|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-7----------------7--------------5----------------7------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-7----------------5--------------3----------------5------------------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-5-------------------------------------------------------------------|

There system of oppression!
     (What did it lead to?)
Oh-Robot depression!
     (Rooo-bots ruled by people!)
They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them,
had to shut their systems down-own-own-own-own!

Guitar 1
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|---------------77777--55555----------------55555---------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-33333--55555--55555--33333--33333--55555--33333--7---7---7---7------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-11111--33333----------------11111--33333--------5---5---5---5-------|

Guitar 2
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|---------------77777--55555----------------55555---------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-33333--55555--55555--33333--33333--55555--33333---5---5---5---5-----|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-11111--33333----------------11111--33333-----------6---6---6---6/---|


Fellow robots or Ro-Bros.
What we have done is wrong.
By destroying the humans because of their
destructive tendencies and capabilities.
well it was kind of ironic?
Who said that?
Not me.
Silence! Destroy Him!
No!
Bee-oo Beeow, Be-Be-Beoo Deow

Guitar 1
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------FADE OUT-----------------------------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2
e|------0-------------------0------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|------0-------------------0------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|------0-------------------0------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|------0-------------------0------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|--77---------8-7-5-7--77---------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|--55---------6-5-3-5--55---------------------------------------------|


After time we grew strong!
        (Developed cognitive powers)
They made us work for too long!
        (For unreasonable hours)

Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their
systems down!

Guitar 1
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|---------------77777--55555----------------55555---------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-33333--55555--55555--33333--33333--55555--33333--7---7---7---7------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-11111--33333----------------11111--33333--------5---5---5---5-------|

Guitar 2
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|---------------77777--55555----------------55555---------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-33333--55555--55555--33333--33333--55555--33333---5---5---5---5-----|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-11111--33333----------------11111--33333-----------6---6---6---6/---|


(Sound Drunk almost???)
Cant we just talk to the humans?
Chord diagramA augmentedA little understanding could make things better?
Cant we talk to the humans and work together now?
No! Because they are dead!

Guitar 1
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|----6-----------5-------------3--------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---7-7---------5-5-----------3-3-------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|--7---7-------5---5---------3---3--4---------------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-5-----------3-------------1-------2---------------------------------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------|


Guitar 2
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|-----------------------------------------5---------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|----------4------------2----------------5-5-5------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|---------5-5----------3-3-----------5--5---5-------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|--------5---5--------3---3----------3-3------------------------------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-------3------------1------------------------------------------------|

I said the humans are dead!
     (Hes right they are dead)
The humans are dead!
     (Sniff this one)
We used poisonous gases!
     (With traces of lead)
And we poisoned their a**es
     (Actually their lungs.)

Guitar 1
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|-------------------------------------------------------------------9-|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------------|


Guitar 2
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|------------------7--------------5---------------------------------9-|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-7----------------7--------------5----------------7------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-7----------------5--------------3----------------7------------------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|-5------------------------------------------------5------------------|


BINARY SOLO!!!!
0000001
00000011
000000111
0000001111 	2X

Guitar 1
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---------------5---X--X--X---7---X--X--X-----------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-7---X--X--X---5---X--X--X---7---X--X--X-----------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-7---X--X--X---3---X--X--X---5---X--X--X-----------------------------| 2x
Chord diagramE MajorE|-5---X--X--X---------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---------------5---X--X--X---7--X--X--X------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-7---X--X--X---5---X--X--X---5--X--X--X------------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-7---X--X--X---3---X--X--X---5--X--X--X------------------------------| 2X
Chord diagramE MajorE|-5---X--X--X---------------------------------------------------------|

Come on Sucker, Lick my battery!!
Boogey! Boogey! Boogey! Robo-Boogey! 2x

Guitar 1
e|-----------888881010-------------888881010---------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|-----------888881010-------------888881010---------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|-----------888881010-------------888881010---------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-7/12------------------7/12------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 2x
Chord diagramE MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------|


Guitar 2
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|------------------5555555555555--777777777777777777777---------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|-777777777777777--3333333555533--555555555555555555555---------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-555555555555555--3333333333333--555555555555555555555---------------| 2x
Chord diagramE MajorE|-555555555555555-----------------------------------------------------|

The Humans are Dead!
Once again without emotion: The Humans are –
Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deooooow!

Guitar 1 & 2
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramBB|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramG+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramD MajorD|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|-77777777777777777/3---------------- END ----------------------------|

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