Chords with lyrics
Intro: A augmentedA
A augmentedA
Well, I woke up in the morning
There's frogs inside my socks
Your mama, she's a-hidin'
Inside the icebox
D MajorD
Your daddy walks in wearin'
A augmentedA
A majorA Napoleon Bonaparte mask .
E MajorE D MajorD
Then you ask why I don't live here
A augmentedA
Honey, do you have to ask?
Well, I go to pet your monkey
I get a face full of claws
I ask who's in the fireplace
And you tell me Santa Claus
The milkman comes in
He's wearing a derby hat
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, how come you have to ask me that?
Well, I asked for something to eat
I'm hungry as a hog
So I get brown rice, seaweed
And a dirty hot dog
I've got a hole
Where my stomach disappeared
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, I gotta think you're really weird.
Your grandpa's cane
It turns into a sword
Your grandma prays to pictures
That are pasted on a board
Everything inside my pockets
Your uncle steals
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, I can't believe that you're for real.
SOLO: A augmentedA
Well, there's fist fights in the kitchen
They're enough to make me cry
The mailman comes in
Even he's gotta take a side
Even the butler
He's got something to prove
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, how come you don't move?
Really easy but fun to play,
A:
E MajorE|--------------------------|
BB|--------------------------|
G+G|--------------------------|
D MajorD|--------------------------|
A augmentedA|-7--7--9--7--7--7--9--7---| play this during A augmentedA
E MajorE|-5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5---|
D:
E MajorE|--------------------------|
BB|--------------------------|
G+G|--------------------------|
D MajorD|-7--7--9--7--7--7--9--7---|
A augmentedA|-5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5---| play this during D MajorD
E MajorE|--------------------------|
E:
E MajorE|--------------------------|
BB|--------------------------|
G+G|--------------------------|
D MajorD|-2--2--4--2--2--2--4--2---| play this during E MajorE
E|-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|