My Ex Boyfriend chords by Digitalscribles

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 3rd
• Difficulty: Intermediate

Verse:
E MajorE
Life Isn’t Quite What I Thought I’d Be When
G#G#           C# minorC#m
I Was A augmentedA Kid On VOIP, I Thought When I Got Older
  A augmentedA        A minorAm     E MajorE
I’d Grow Up To Be A augmentedA Doctor, But Now I’m 23
             G#G#
And I Stream For Incels, Broke Up With You Cause
           C# minorC#m
You Had Anger Issues, If I Could Change A augmentedA Single
A augmentedA        A minorAm      F#m11F#m11
Thing, I’d Take Away Your PC…


Chorus:
  A augmentedA        A minorAm           E MajorE
But He’s In My Bed, Your In My Twitch Chat
A augmentedA           A minorAm        E MajorE
You Stole The Key From Under My Doormat
  A augmentedA          A minorAm
And Even Though He’s Got Social Skills
   E MajorE           E7E7
That Doesn’t Mean You Don’t Pay My Bills
A augmentedA           A minorAm
I Guess I’ll Make The Most Of This
   E MajorE      G#G#
Then Block You As Fast As I Can
A augmentedA A minorAm
Owo
F# minorF#m         F# minorF#m
My Ex Boyfriends An Incel…
N.C.
Woo!

Instrumental:
E MajorE G#G# C# minorC#m A augmentedA A minorAm
E MajorE G#G# C# minorC#m A augmentedA A minorAm


Verse:

E MajorE           N.C.
So You’ve Met Jared, (of course you’ve met Jared)
G#G#
The Guy In The Back Of All My Streams
C# minorC#m
We Hit It Off Instantly,
A augmentedA           A minorAm
And He Never Asked To See My Feet
     E MajorE
Have You Seen His Jawline, Shoulders And Muscles
G#G#
Not To Mention His Fashion Sense
C# minorC#m            A augmentedA     A minorAm
He’s Really Funny Too, And Absolutely Nothing

Like You.

E MajorE

Bridge:
  E MajorE                G#G#
Oh This Isn’t The Dream (Isn’t The Dream, Isn’t
       C# minorC#m           A augmentedA
The Dream) No This Isn’t The Dream, I Wanted
      A minorAm   E MajorE
When I Was 17, Oh This Isn’t The Dream
      G#G#             C# minorC#m
(Isn’t The Dream, Isn’t The Dream) No This
          A augmentedA         A minorAm
Isn’t The Dream, I Wanted When I Was 17
E MajorE
I Don’t Think That You Can Be Saved
N.C.
Your Psychotic, Insane And Sex Depraved
  C# minorC#m
And I Don’t Think That I Deserve All The
A augmentedA        A minorAm
Harassing Tweets That I’ve Earned
 E MajorE
I Hope You Don’t Cause Another Scene
     G#G#
Like The One You Did When You We’re 23
 C# minorC#m            A augmentedA A minorAm F#m11F#m11
I Hope Micky Mouse Is Okay…

Chorus:
  A augmentedA        A minorAm           E MajorE
But He’s In My Bed, Your In My Twitch Chat
A augmentedA           A minorAm        E MajorE
You Stole The Key From Under My Doormat
  A augmentedA          A minorAm
And Even Though He’s Got Social Skills
   E MajorE           E7E7
That Doesn’t Mean You Don’t Pay My Bills
A augmentedA           A minorAm
I Guess I’ll Make The Most Of This
   E MajorE      G#G#
Then Block You As Fast As I Can
A augmentedA A minorAm
Owo
F# minorF#m         F# minorF#m
My Ex Boyfriends An Incel…

E MajorE G#G# C# minorC#m A augmentedA A minorAm

E MajorE             G#G#
I’m Hiding From You Every Day
  C# minorC#m         A augmentedA   A minorAm
So How On Earth Can You Be Saved?
  E MajorE          G#G#
You Message Him A augmentedA Lot As Well
C# minorC#m             A augmentedA  A minorAm
Maybe If You Weren’t Creepy As Hell
      E MajorE        G#G#
Because You Scare Me, You’re Insane
   C# minorC#m     A augmentedA       A minorAm
Your Avatar Is A augmentedA Picture Of My Face
E MajorE       G#G#
I… Want You To Leave Me Be
C# minorC#m        A augmentedA   A minorAm     E MajorE
Or I’ll Contact My Legal Team (Jason Derulo!)
        G#G#
I Really Don’t Care
C# minorC#m            A augmentedA  A minorAm
Please Stop Asking For My Hair


Outro:

E MajorE G#G# C# minorC#m A augmentedA A minorAm E MajorE

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