Chords with lyrics
A augmentedA
Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
BB 
E MajorE 
F#F# A augmentedA
Tasted like egg nog and it was gross
BB E MajorE F#F#
Said he was lonely and it had been
A augmentedA BB E MajorE
a while The elves run frantic when
F#F# A augmentedA
they see that look in his eyes
BB E MajorE F#F#
He sat me down and went on and
A augmentedA BB E MajorE
on Wouldn't shut up about how
F#F# A augmentedA BB
Mrs. Claus had gone He said the
E MajorE F#F#
plumber must've done something
A augmentedA BB E MajorE
right He fixed her pipes then
F#F# A augmentedA
she paid him back all
BB E MajorE F#F#
Through the night
A augmentedA BB
Fa la la la
E MajorE F#F#
Fa la la la la
A augmentedA BB
Fa la la la
E MajorE F#F# A augmentedA
Fa la la la la
BB E MajorE F#F# A augmentedA
Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
BB E MajorE F#F#
I kept wondering how far this would
A augmentedA BB E MajorE F#F#
go We talked and drank until it was
A augmentedA BB E MajorE
light Then the bartender kicked us
F#F# A augmentedA
out cause we got into a fight
BB E MajorE F#F#
But I kept thinking of the swag
A augmentedA BB E MajorE
for free Besides the old geezer
F#F# A augmentedA BB
needs some company Well I've
E MajorE F#F#
been broke this year it wouldn't
A augmentedA BB E MajorE
be so bad I hate to admit
F#F# A augmentedA
it but he's the best I've
BB E MajorE F#F#
Ever had
A augmentedA BB
Fa la la la
E MajorE F#F#
Fa la la la la
A augmentedA BB
Fa la la la
E MajorE F#F# A augmentedA
Fa la la la la
A augmentedA BB
Fa la la la
E MajorE F#F# A augmentedA
Fa la la la la
E MajorE
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
D#mD#m
back but I did it for the toys
D MajorD
Figured I could get something
C# minorC#m
more than I did from other boys
E MajorE
Santa kissed me and I kissed
D#mD#m
him back but I did it for
D MajorD
the toys Smiled at me and
C# minorC#m
wanted to see if I would
Guitar Solo
BB E MajorE F#F# A augmentedA x4
Drumbeats
BB E MajorE
Well he's a pervert you
F#F# A augmentedA
can tell by his smile
BB E MajorE
Or check the NAMBLA
F#F#
membership locked
A augmentedA BB
in his files That big
E MajorE F#F#
red suit and jolly face
A augmentedA BB
is a disguise He only does
E MajorE F#F#
it for the joys of little
A augmentedA
kids bouncing on his thighs
BB E MajorE
He drives me crazy now
F#F# A augmentedA
he calls me all the time
BB E MajorE F#F#
I'm gonna dump him as soon
A augmentedA BB
as I get what's mine Guess
E MajorE F#F#
I should really reveal my
A augmentedA BB
family ties He won't get
E MajorE
a clue so I hit him
F#F#
with a matzo ball
A augmentedA
Right between
Chorus 4
BB E MajorE F#F#
The eyes
A augmentedA BB
Fa la la la
E MajorE F#F#
Fa la la la la
A augmentedA BB
Fa la la la
E MajorE F#F# A augmentedA
Fa la la la la
A augmentedA BB
Fa la la la
E MajorE F#F# A augmentedA
Fa la la la la
E MajorE
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
D#mD#m
back but I did it for the toys
D MajorD
Figured I could get something
C# minorC#m
more than I did from other boys
E MajorE
Santa kissed me and I kissed
D#mD#m
him back but I did it for
D MajorD
the toys Smiled at me and
C# minorC#m
wanted to see if I would
E MajorE
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
D#mD#m
back but I did it for the toys
D MajorD
Figured I could get something
C# minorC#m
more than I did from other boys
E MajorE
Santa kissed me and I kissed
D#mD#m
him back but I did it for
D MajorD
the toys Smiled at me and
C# minorC#m
wanted to see if I would
what a loser!
