So Many Douchebags Guys Like Peter chords by Darren Criss

Chords with lyrics

Difficulty: Novice

(slowly)
B minorBm    C majorC        B minorBm     C majorC
So many douchebags in the world
B minorBm    C majorC        B minorBm
So many douchebags get the girls
    B7B7       E minorEm    A7A7
who deserve more than absolutely anything
   E minorEm      A7A7
than you and I or anyone could bring
   C majorC        B minorBm
They need a prince in armor who could sing
    C majorC    B minorBm (let ring
Their love to them

(speed up tempo)
B minorBm    C majorC        B minorBm    C majorC
So many assholes in this place
B minorBm    C majorC        B minorBm
So many assholes in my face!
      B7B7       E minorEm
Why don't they leave me alone
     A7A7
to love princesses and queens?
   E minorEm      A7A7
They wouldn't ever be in between
    C majorC           B minorBm    C majorC    B minorBm
I'd treat them nice and I'd never be mean to them
B minorBm
Yeah yeah yeah

(pick the bass note before each chord)
        E minorEm     C majorC    G+G    D/F#D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
      E minorEm      C majorC       G+G    D/F#D/F#
A augmentedA no good tennis playing self absorbin' wiener
       E minorEm    C majorC        G+G
He'll never ever go see you at the theatre
  D/F#D/F#     C majorC     D/F#D/F#      C majorC     D/F#D/F#    C majorC
And he'll never know the lengths that I'd go just to see your show

B minorBm     C majorC
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
B minorBm     C majorC
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da
B minorBm     C majorC
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da
B minorBm     C majorC
Ba da ba ba ba ba ba

B minorBm    C majorC     B minorBm   C majorC
So many bastards here
B minorBm        C majorC      B minorBm
Why can't these bastards disappear?
         B7B7      E minorEm
We'll blast them off to outer space
      A7A7
We'll never see them again
   E minorEm        A7A7
I'd launch them all to Venus and then
   C majorC       B minorBm     C majorC   B minorBm
I wouldn't have to deal with them anymore
B minorBm
Yeah yeah yeah

E minorEm    C majorC     G+G    D/F#D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
         E minorEm       C majorC      G+G    D/F#D/F#
Who'll jump the ship before takeoff and reappear
     E minorEm     C majorC        G+G
Right before I'd just try to get near her
   D/F#D/F#    C majorC    D/F#D/F#      C majorC      D/F#D/F#   C majorC
And he'll never know the steam that I'd blow when I'd see her go

B minorBm

(hard strum on the chord changes)
C majorC              B minorBm
So why do these guys even exist?
C majorC                  B minorBm
And how come the girls just can't resist?
C majorC                 B minorBm
Don't they know it just makes me pissed?

C majorC          B minorBm
Hey that's me, was born that way
C majorC            B minorBm
And c'est la vie, what more to say?
  C majorC         B minorBm
I could complain but what's the use?
    C majorC        B minorBm
Something I ain't, the simple truth but

(one strum each)
      E minorEm    C majorC     G+G   D/F#D/F#
There will always be guys like Petey
      E minorEm      C majorC       G+G     D/F#D/F#
To make my life just a little bit more shitty
       E minorEm        C majorC   G+G
He'll always be the block to every titty
   D/F#D/F#    C majorC
that I'll ever love
     D/F#D/F#    C majorC
And it's been kinda rough
       D/F#D/F#  C majorC
So Pete, I've had enough
     D/F#D/F#   C majorC
Pete, I've had enough