Mr Magoo chords by Bob Rivers

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse 1:

C majorC
Got a flat in Timbuktu waiting for Triple A augmentedA
                       G7G7
When I saw that single headlight through the rain
G7G7
Flagged a kindly geezer down going the wrong way
                     C majorC
We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes
  C majorC
He pulled a quick U-turn and hit a pickup from Montana
            C7C7      FF
While ploughing down a fire hydrant too
                   C majorC
Windshield wipers slapping times, he committed several traffic crimes
G7G7                 C majorC
This guy's like a one-man wrecking crew

Chorus 1:

FF               C majorC
Speeding's just a little bit of what he put me through
  G7G7                    C majorC
And swerving, he went off the road and hit a tree, yeah
FF                    C majorC
Driving can't be easy, Lord, when you're only 4 foot 2
     G7G7
You know, driving's not that difficult for you
                     C majorC
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo


Verse 2:

    C majorC
When we drove right through a coal mine we hit a school bus full of nuns
                   G7G7
We dragged along a string of traffic poles
    G7G7
Through all kinds of weather, through eighteen hit and runs
                 C majorC
His jalopy, Baby, kept us on the road
  C majorC
One day he lost his specs, oh Lord, he let 'em slip away
                C7C7    FF
Still looking for them glasses I hope he finds them
                      C majorC
Well I'd trade all of my tomorrows for some dramamine today
    G7G7                C majorC
I just hope they know which body bag is mine

Chorus 2:

FF                 C majorC
Speeding's just a little word for what he put me through
  G7G7
His driving, you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah
   FF                    C majorC
He's swerving and he's weaving, Lord, and he doesn't have a clue
     G7G7
You know driving's not that difficult for you
                     C majorC
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo


Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut


Outro:

    FF          C majorC          G7G7          C majorC
Oh look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, watch out now
C majorC
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Magoo