Touchy Feely Fool chords by AJR

• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: D

🎸 Verse 1:
     D               A
Well, I'm not too superstitious, but I knock on wood a lot
    Em7             G
Prayin' I wake up tomorrow, get the guts to tell you off
    D                  A
But I know I'll never get there, you could scream you wish me dead
        Em7              G
But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow; why the hell can't I get mad?

🎸 Refrain:
  D         A
Someday, won't this be funny?
           Em7
Well, I want it funny now
      G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
  D         A
Someday, won't this be long ago?
         Em7
I wanna feel that now

🎸 Chorus:
      G*         D
Sorry if I can't see how I'm screwed
           A
But hey, what can you do?
          Em7
I'm a touchy feely fool
       Bm       A         D
I would give anything to not give a shit about you
        A
Life is pretty cruel
          Em7
For a touchy feely fool
       Bm       A         D
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do

🎸 Instrumental:
A | Em7 | Bm A D

🎸 Verse 2:
     D               A
Well, I'm not too claustrophobic, but I lose my breath sometimes
   Em7               G
Now I can't even talk to ya; now your lawyers talk to mine
     D                A
Could you teach me to be ruthless? Could I be unfeeling too?
    Em7               G
Maybe someday when I'm older, I'll be better off like you

🎸 Bridge:
         D
I'm better off a stick; I'm better off a stone
         A
I'm better off a jerk; I'm better off alone
        Em7
I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss
       G
I won't feel much; at least I won't be feelin' this

🎸 Chorus:
   D
I'm screwed
           A
But hey, what can you do?
          Em7
I'm a touchy feely fool
       Bm       A         D
I would give anything to not give a shit about you
        A
Life is pretty cruel
          Em7
For a touchy feely fool
       Bm       A         D   A  Em7
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do, I do, I do
       Bm       A
I would give anything to not give a shit

🎸 Refrain:
  D         A
Someday, won't this be funny?
           Em7
Well, I want it funny now
      G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
  D         A
Someday, won't this be long ago?
         Em7
I wanna feel that now

🎸 Outro:
        G        D
I'm sorry if I can't see how someday…
  A    Em7    G
Someday, someday