Numb As A Statue chords by Warren Zevon

Intro: A

      D
I'm numb as a statue
               A
I may have to beg, borrow or steal
        D
Some feelings from you
      A
So I can have some feelings too

      D
I'm pale as a ghost
      A
You know what I love about you
        D
That's what I need the most
           A
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
        D
Some feelings from you
      A
So I can have some feelings too

   D
I don't care if it's superficial
      A
You don't have to dig down deep
       D
Just bring enough for the ritual
      A
Get here before I fall asleep

 D
Ain't nothing special
 A
When the present meets the past
  D
I've always taken care of business
       A
I've paid my first and last

   D
I don't care if it's superficial
      A
You don't have to dig down deep
       D
Just bring enough for the ritual
      A
Get here before I fall asleep

           A
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
       D
Some feelings from you
           A
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
      A
So I can have some feelings too.

           A
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
        D
Some feelings from you
           A
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
      A
So I can have some feelings too.