Chords with lyrics
Genius - Warren Zevon
Chorded by Egg Flipper
Standard Tuning
V1:
DmDm C majorC
I've got a bitter pot of je ne sais quoi
DmDm C majorC
Guess what? I'm stirring it with a monkey's paw
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
Since I saw you coming out of my barber's shop
DmDm A minorAm
In that skimpy little halter top
V2:
DmDm C majorC
Did you light the candles? Did you put on "Kind of Blue"?
DmDm C majorC
Did you use that Ivy League voodoo on him, too?
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
He thinks he'll be alright but he doesn't know for sure
DmDm A minorAm
Like every other unindicted co-conspirator
Chorus
FF C majorC
Mata Hari had a house in France
DmDm C majorC
Where she worked on all her secret plans
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
Men were falling for her sight unseen
DmDm A minorAm
She was a genius
V3:
DmDm C majorC
There's a a face in every window of the Songwriters' Neighborhood
DmDm C majorC
Everybody's your best friend when you're doing well, I mean good
Bb majorBb A minorAm
The poet who lived next door when you were young and poor
DmDm A minorAm
Grew up to be a backstabbing entrepreneur
Chorus
FF C majorC
Albert Einstein was a ladies' man
DmDm C majorC
While he was working on his universal plan
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
He was making out like Charlie Sheen
DmDm A minorAm
He was a genius
V4:
DmDm C majorC
When you dropped me and you staked your claim
DmDm C majorC
On a V.I.P. who could make your name
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
You latched on to him and I became
DmDm A minorAm
A augmentedA minor incon-venience
V5:
DmDm C majorC
Your protege don't care about art
DmDm C majorC
I'm the one who always told you you were smart
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
You broke my heart into smithereens
DmDm A minorAm
And that took genius
V6:
DmDm C majorC
You and the barber make a handsome pair
DmDm C majorC
Guess what? I never liked the way he cut your hair
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
I didn't like the way he turned your head
DmDm A minorAm
But there's nothing I can do or say I haven't done or said
Chorus
FF C majorC
Everybody needs a place to stand
DmDm C majorC
And a method for their schemes and scams
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
If I could only get my record clean
DmDm