Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance chords by Frank Zappa

(VERSE 1):

Am
There will come a time when everybody who is lonely
        Bm
Will be free to sing and dance and love
Am
There will come a time when every evil that we know
           Bm
Will be an evil that we can rise above
C7
Who cares if hair is long or short or sprayed or partly grayed
   G                               Em
We know that hair ain't where it's at
Am                                    D                          G
There will come a time when you won't even be ashamed if you are fat!
            Em
Wah-wah-wah-wah!

(Instrumental/Melodic Vocal):

Am
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
Bm
La La La La La La La La
Am
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
Bm
La La La La La La La La
C7
Deedle deedle dee

(Deedle deedle dee)

Deedle deedle dee

(Deedle deelde dee)
G
Deedle deedle dee

(Deedle deedle dee)
Em
Deedle deedle dee

(Deedle deedle dee)


Am  D  G

            Em
Wah-wah-wah-wah!

(VERSE 2):

Am
There will come a time when everybody who is lonely
        Bm
Will be free to sing and dance and love (Dance and love)
Am
There will come a time when every evil that we know
           Bm
Will be an evil that we can rise above (Rise above)
C7
Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford
                 G                           Em
to buy a pair of mod a-go-go stretch elastic pants?
Am                                  D
There will come a time when you can even
                              G
Take you clothes off when you dance!



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