Dancin Fool chords by Frank Zappa

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Intro
  A7sus4            A7sus4
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  A7sus4            A7sus4
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Verse 1:

  A7sus4                A7              A7sus4         A7
I don't know much about dancin', that's why I got this song
A7sus4    A7      D/A                         C/A
One of my legs is shorter than the other, 'n' both my feet's
    Bb/A
too long
 Em7                    A7
'Course now right along with 'em
  Dm7            G7
I got no natural rhythm
    G#m7         C#/G#        G#m7                   F#/G#
But I go dancin' every night, hopin' one day I might get it
C#7/G#
right

C#7       C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
    N.C.
    I'm a     dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool

  B/F#      Bsus4/F#     B/F#     Bsus4/F#
I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat
but I can't
  Bsus4
compete, 'cause I'm a

C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
    dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool

{Instrumental}
  A7sus4            A7sus4
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Verse 2:

    A7sus4          A7          A7sus4              A7
The disco folks all dressed up, like they's fit to kill
  A7sus4  A7     D/A                  C/A             Bb/A
I walk on in 'n' see 'em there, gonna give them all a thrill
Em7              A7
When they see me comin'
Dm7              G7
They all steps aside
     G#m7            C#/G#       G#m7       C#7
They has a fit while I commit my social suicide,

      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
N.C.
I'm a     dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool

Interlude
(Slow singing, out of sync)
    G#m                  G#m           G#m
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
    G#m                     G#m        G#m
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
              G#m             G#m      G#m
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

(Timed singing)
    G#m
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
    G#m
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
    G#m
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
    G#m
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

11/16
N.C.
     I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
4/4
C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
    dancin' fool
11/16
N.C.
     I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
4/4
C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
    dancin' fool

{Piano Break}
  A7      A7      A7      A7
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              Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa

Verse 3:

  A7sus4       A7                  A7sus4
I got it all together now, with my very own disco
  A7
clothes, hey!
   A7sus4       A7       D/A                         C/A
My shirt's half open, to show you my chains, 'n' the spoon
          Bb/A
for up my nose
Em7           A7                Dm7              G7
I am really somethin', that's what you'd prob'ly say
   G#m7                     C#/G#
So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink
        G#m7             F#/G#  C#7/G#
While I dance the night away

C#7       C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
    N.C.
    I'm a     dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool
      C#7         B/C#  F#/C#  C#7
I'm a     dancin' fool

       C#7         G#m7  Bmaj7  C#
He's a     dancin' fool
                                  C#7  G#m7  Bmaj7  C#
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
                                  C#7  G#m7  Bmaj7  C#
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
                                  C#7  G#m7  Bmaj7
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a

C#                                           C#
   I  may  be  to-tal-ly wrong
but  I'm  a FOOL - uh!

{Break}
N.C.

Outro
C#7                               C#7
    Hey darlin'   can I buy ya a couple of
         C#7        C#7
drinks?
C#7                              C#7
    Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is
C#7                   C#7
    Wait a minute   I've got it: you're an
     C#7        C#7
Italian  !
     C#7             C#7                    C#7
Hah? Yer Jewish? Oh, love your nails   You must be a
         C#7
Libra
C#7                 C#7
Your place or mine?