Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy chords by Frank Zappa

Intro:
C Am

Verse 1:

C                                   Am
I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon

C                         Am
She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon

C                              Am
But she was something I could lay on

Chorus:

Em             D       Bb     F    C
Can't remember what became of me

G        F               G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

Verse 2:

C                         Am       C           Am
She put a Doobie Brothers tape on (La la la la la-ahh la)

C                     Am      C                  Am
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on  (A Roger Daltrey cape on)

C                            Am
There was a bed I dumped her shape on

Chorus:

Em             D      Bb      F    C
Can't remember what became of me

G        F               G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

Bridge:

B7
Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone

                                        E
There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise

B7
Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack

                                  E
Which she told me would contain a surprise

Verse 3:

C                                     Am
She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom

C                                  Am
Said she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em

C                          Am
Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em

Chorus:

Em              D       Bb       F    C
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me

G                F         G
Plastic leather, 14 triple D

Verse 4:

C                            Am
I said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?"

C                             Am
She told me: "Don't you worry no more!"

C                               Am
And got right down there on the tile floor

Chorus:

Em              D       Bb  F    C
"Now darling stomp all over me!"

G        F         G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

Bridge:

G       D         Bm
Is this something new, having people stomp on you?

C                    Em           Bm   Am
Is it what I need to do, for your pleasure?

Am
(Yo' pleasure . . . it's . . . uh . . . uh . . . all I need)

Bm
"What is this, a quiz? Don't you worry what it is!

Bm                  Em           Bm  Am
It is merely just a moment I can treasure!"

Am
(What is . . . ?) (You know . . .)

Verse 4:

C                                     Am
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered

C                                             Am
She couldn't talk cause her mouth had been extendered

C                                   Em
Looked to me as though she had been blendered

Chorus:

Em           D      Bb  F   C
But was this abject misery? No! No!

G        F              G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy! Well...

Guitar Solo:

G F
(repeat as needed)

Chorus:

Em           D      Bb  F   C
But was this abject misery? No! No!

G        F              G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!

Em           D      Bb  F   C
But was this abject misery? No! No!

G        F              G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!

Em            D          Bb       F   C
It might seem strange to Herb and Dee—

G        F              G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!