Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
Key: 
F#F#
Difficulty: Intermediate
Intro:
N.C.
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only!
Chorus 1:
F# minorF#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E MajorE
It's just a token of my extreme
F# minorF#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E MajorE
It's just a token of my extreme
F# minorF#m
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
E MajorE
You don't wanna know what they have seen
F# minorF#m
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
E MajorE
You don't wanna know what they have seen
Verse 1:
A augmentedA 
G#G#
Some people think
G+G F# minorF#m
That if they go too far
A augmentedA G#G#
They'll never get back
G+G F# minorF#m
To where the rest of them are
A augmentedA G#G#
I might be crazy
G+G F# minorF#m
But there's one thing I know
A augmentedA G+G F# minorF#m D MajorD A augmentedA
You might be surprised
E MajorE
At what you find out when ya go!
Verse 2:
F# minorF#m
Oh, oh, oh, Mystical Advisor
E MajorE
What is my problem, tell me, can you see?
F# minorF#m
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
E MajorE
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, it appears to me!
F# minorF#m
That all seems very, very strange
E MajorE
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V
A augmentedA Latent Appliance Fetishist
F# minorF#m
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
E MajorE
That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines!
N.C.
Get the picture?
Verse 3:
A augmentedA G#G#
Are you telling me
G+G F# minorF#m
I should come out of the closet now, Mr. Ron?
No, my son!
A augmentedA G#G#
You must go into The Closet!
What?
G+G
And you will have
Eh?
F# minorF#m
Hey! A augmentedA lot of fun!
A augmentedA G#G#
That's where they all live
G+G
So if you want an appliance to love you
F# minorF#m
You'll have to go in there and get you one
A augmentedA G+G F# minorF#m D MajorD A augmentedA
Well, that seems simple enough!
A augmentedA
Yes, but if you want a really good one
You'll have to learn a foreign language!
E MajorE
German, for instance?
E MajorE
That's right
E MajorE
A augmentedA lot of really cute ones come from over there!
N.C.
Fifty bucks, please!
Chorus 2:
F# minorF#m
If you've been modified
E MajorE
It's an illusion, and you're in between
F# minorF#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E MajorE
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
F# minorF#m
If you've been modified
E MajorE
It's an illusion, and you're in between
F# minorF#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E MajorE
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
F# minorF#m
If you've been modified
E MajorE
It's an illusion, and you're in between
(FADE OUT)
Outro:
N.C.
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
N.C.
Joe has just learned to speak German
N.C.
Now, get this, here's why he did it!
N.C.
He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town
N.C.
It's called The Closet...
N.C.
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy
N.C.
Dressed up like a housewife who can speak German
N.C.
(you know what I mean) ...so Joe's learned how to speak German
N.C.
He goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries
N.C.
Dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...
N.C.
That looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner
N.C.
And a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
N.C.
It's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...
